First ads on Google Home, now ads on my bananas?

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 03/20/2017 at 13:14

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Kinja'd!!!

I’m not watching your damn movie, Disney.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 5

“Yes you will.”

-Disney, probably.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/20/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 2

It’s good to fall for men who separate you from your family and are rich.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/20/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0

The only blessing is my girflfriend has exams to write while this is in theatres.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/20/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 3

You and I can go watch it.

Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
03/20/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 2

I’m just saying that palace was full of Servants but he still answered the door. How bad could he have really been. Also I think the math puts him at like 12 when he did that. Who curses a 12 year old? That’s fucked up.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
03/20/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0

Next, you’ll see Mulan 2 on melons. But we won’t get any closer to understanding the connection between fruit and disney.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/20/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

I think I might boycot out of disgust at the amount of marketing.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

It’s only a matter of time.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

Only if I can come to.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/20/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 1

I know...

Kinja'd!!! "Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna" (lukielauxd)
03/20/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

I’m gonna be the weird guy and say it’d be Mulan 3 since Mulan 2 came out years ago.

-I’m sorry I had to

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/20/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

I’ve seen ads on bananas for a really long time...back to the original Despicable Me, if not earlier. I’m more confounded that the other day I got a banana that was NOT from Dole or Chiquita, and this was from a major grocery store. I imagine there were some cartel-like executions in the jungles of Panama over that.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 4

“Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even cared
Then a movie tempts
Unexpectedly

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Boy a bit intrigued
Product placement, see

Beauty and CB!”

FIFY!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/20/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

#OPPOCOTD

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

Pls to follow link:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tale-as-old-as-timetrue-as-it-can-bebarely-even-caredt-1793447357

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 1

*curtsies*

Thank you, thank you! I’d like to thank the Academy and all the people who made this possible, especially Google, which provided the original lyrics.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/20/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/20/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 1

Is that the link to autotrader dot com slash oversteer where we can read more about your thoughts on the Hold’n Yoot?

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0

Wat?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/20/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
03/20/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

No no....I am glad that the atrocity is behind us.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/20/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1

“Who curses a 12 year old?”

Hahaha the man whose 12-year-old just used an old driver for a little impromptu swing practice and whacked a Titleist into the left rear panel of the new Suburban..from about 10 yards out

If anybody needs to ask how I know...

Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
03/20/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

That’s cusing not cursing ! Unless your magic are you magic?

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/20/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1

I may or may not be magic but this was a multi-witness event including yours truly.

Worse, the perp had been sternly counseled beforehand *facepalm* Gotta love ADD, yo

So far he has grown into a decent person tho, now previous USMC even

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/20/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0

Was that an RFID banana?? 

They say Disney constantly tracks every visitor with RFID at its parks