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Kinja'd!!! by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 03/20/2017 at 01:21

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Such luxury.

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I’d rather drive this than that V6 S197 next to it though.


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/20/2017 at 01:44, STARS: 0

Does it always tell the driver how good they look?

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/20/2017 at 01:51, STARS: 3

“You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it.”

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
03/20/2017 at 03:03, STARS: 3

It makes sense, that car is about midway between a car you’d actually buy and taking the bus.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/20/2017 at 07:28, STARS: 1

I’d rather drive a 20 year old Park Avenue, than a newer little crapbox, that’s for sure.

Kinja'd!!! "Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
03/20/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0

My dad used to work at a body shop that secondarily also sold used cars (they’d get stuff from the auction, repair the crash damage, and sell it). Their whole fleet of loaner cars were Park Avenues. Half the cars they sold were Park Avenues. The boss’s daily driver was a Park Avenue Ultra. The boss’s wife’s car was a Park Avenue. It was a bit surreal.

Kinja'd!!! "Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
03/20/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 1

A 2017 Mitsubishi Mirage is *newer* than a 97 Park Avenue, but it’s not nicer.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/20/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 1

Exactly. I’ll take the Park Avenue 10 times out of 10.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
03/23/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

That’s not a Park Ave. It’s a base LeSabre.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/23/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

Whoops! I stand by my point though. I’d much rather drive a ‘97 LeSabre than a 2017 Mirage.