this is the creepiest documentary

Kinja'd!!! by "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
Published 03/20/2017 at 01:18

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The people in it are the weirdest people and say the weirdest things.

-A woman with boobs hanging down to her knees shows off her porsche tramp stamp.

-A man relates driving his porsche like having sex in too graphic detail.

-people naming their cars.

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "phenotyp" (phenotyp)
03/20/2017 at 01:23, STARS: 0

fuck, now i’m gonna have to watch it i guess

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/20/2017 at 01:25, STARS: 0

Amazon really wants me to watch it, and I really don’t.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/20/2017 at 01:27, STARS: 0

No. This is.

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Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/20/2017 at 01:40, STARS: 0

Accurate. Also quite a few people explaining in great detail how the rear is similar to the rear of a woman.

Overall I enjoyed it, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/20/2017 at 01:42, STARS: 0

Yeah I just got the extensive explanation of the eroticism of porsches. Creepy. Overall I will never mind looking at porsches and picking up an interesting fact or two.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
03/20/2017 at 02:41, STARS: 0

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This reminds me of the scene from Helvetica, the movie where the guy interviewed says something along the lines of “Vell I see typefaces ze way some men see women’s bottoms” complete with thick Germanic accent.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
03/20/2017 at 03:08, STARS: 1

All internet videos about porsches are creepy.

Kinja'd!!! "IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/20/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

You’ve made me want to watch it more than I did otherwise.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/20/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0

Well I might have a high cringe sensitivity, a normal person might enjoy more than I.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/20/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 0

really? this is the first I’ve heard of it.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/20/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1

Yeah, I started watching this, and it was not at all what I expected. It is pretty awful!

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/20/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 1

I wanted to nerd out on factory footage and insider secrets and engineering crap but it was like a bunch of weirdos trying to describe things. 

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/20/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 0

Right?! Like I think they could have done a how season of insider stuff from the actual factory and real enthusiasts. But instead they talked to random people that just talk about the same thing over and over and then their own creepy stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/21/2017 at 02:01, STARS: 1

yup. So many stories of “It’s so german” and “Man when you drive it it just is such a good feeling” how does these people who cant even describe things belong in a documentary?

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/21/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

“Because Porcha”

These people were probably picked for being most active on internet forums, but not most helpful.