by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 03/20/2017 at 00:53
by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 03/20/2017 at 00:53
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STARS: 4
Doctor: “Do you have an active sexual life?”
Me: “Well I drive this van around.”
Doctor: “Wow, a simple ‘hell yeah’ would have been enough.”
"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/20/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 2
He-Man Van with Turbofans. Damn.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 3
Well, at least you’ll never lose it in a parking lot...
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
03/20/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 1
Custom vans are the shit. If a lady can’t respect that they aren’t worth the time.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/20/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 0
He-van
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/20/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0
Is this on the storefront? Because I might just have to make a wheelie car.
"Connqr" (connqr)
03/20/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0
And the master of the swegaverse!
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/20/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0
Yep.
"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/20/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 1
Turbofan He-van.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/20/2017 at 01:27, STARS: 0
Aw yes.
"CRider" (crider)
03/20/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 2
I’m pretty sure someone lost something in that parking lot.
"CRider" (crider)
03/20/2017 at 01:37, STARS: 1
Doctor: “Wow, a simple ‘Heeeey yeahyeahyeahyeah!’ would have been enough.”
Fixed.
"Svend" (svend)
03/20/2017 at 01:42, STARS: 1
Doctor: Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?
Patient: (thinks briefly), I don’t suffer from it no, I quite like it.
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Patient: I bought some olympic condoms at the doctors today.
Wife: How about you wear the silver one and come second for once.
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Receptionist: Can I have your name please?
Patient: Yes, it’s Tony Woodall.
Receptionist: And what’s wrong?
Patient: It’s about my dick.
Receptionist: Sir, can you please watch your language!
Patient: But you asked me what was wrong.
Receptionist: Yes sir, but this is an open reception and there are young people waiting that don’t need to hear that language. You should of said that you have a problem with your ear and the doctor would discuss it with you further.
Patient: (walks out and then comes back in again).
Receptionist: Can I have your name please?
Patient: Tony Woodall.
Receptionist: and what’s wrong.
Patient: It’s my ear.
Receptionist: and what’s wrong with your ear
Patient: I can’t piss out of it.
"jimz" (jimz)
03/20/2017 at 02:08, STARS: 0
On one hand, I hate having to say “no,” on the other hand, it staves off a bunch of other questions.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/20/2017 at 02:10, STARS: 0
So what you’re telling me is you wouldn’t drive the He-van?
"Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
03/20/2017 at 02:15, STARS: 0
Haha, this reminds me of my current favourite car in that game. The Masters of the Universe Camaro!
"jimz" (jimz)
03/20/2017 at 02:36, STARS: 2
nope. have you ever experienced how cramped the footwells are in those old GM vans?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/20/2017 at 02:38, STARS: 0
I’ve been in a Jetta Sportwagen before.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/20/2017 at 02:39, STARS: 2
She-rah?
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
03/20/2017 at 06:16, STARS: 0
On the one hand...... sexually active......
you funny
"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
03/20/2017 at 07:57, STARS: 0
can you actually wheelie that thing?
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/20/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 2
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/20/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 0
It would do it in Motosport 6. I have no reason to believe it wouldn’t work in Horizon 3.
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"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
03/20/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 1
had to mute the video as that kid was so annoying but crazy that it can wheelie
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/20/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 0
I didn’t even listen to the audio. My bad. I kinda want to try and build up the Meyers Manx as a wheelie car as well. After all, it’s rear engined.