I rode in Canuck's Juke

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 03/19/2017 at 23:07

Tags: Torontolopnik
STARS: 1


Kinja'd!!!

Ask me anything.


Replies (37)

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
03/19/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 1

Nope! Although two people ran a stop sign the moment I got out of the car.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/19/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

Why are you admitting this?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/19/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

But why?

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
03/19/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 1

What scent is the air freshener?

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
03/19/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1

Did it make you absolutely adore the juke?

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
03/19/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0

Are you a Jukeophile now?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0

Because I can.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0

It was alright. Not my style, kind of reminds me of an HHR or PT Cruiser, but it’s not bad.

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
03/19/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 1

Did he talk to you the whole time about forced-induction Buicks?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

Dunno. Wasn’t paying attention.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

Nope.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

Probably not. It wasn’t bad, though.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

I needed a ride home and he offered. It was very nice of him.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/19/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 3

He’s not Jake.

Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
03/19/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 0

I’m 7 and what is this?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 0

I don’t even.

Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
03/19/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 0

Sorry, it was an AMA. I thought that was a mandatory response for every AMA ever. Here is my real question. Did the taste of the air freshener match the smell?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 0

Oh, I know. I thought the de facto response to your statement was “I don’t even”.

Anyway, didn’t really notice or care about the air freshner, so maybe.

Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
03/19/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 0

I thought it was I can’t even. Don’t trust me on that though. I am very tired.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0

That sounds more right. I’m tired too.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/20/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

Vanillaroma

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/20/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 0

You’re a Juke convert. Admit it.

 

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/20/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 0

If you had to choose between the Juke and the Millennium Falcon which would it be?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/20/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

Probably the Juke. It’s easier to park in the city.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/20/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 1

Yes but can it cross Saskatchewan in 12 parsecs?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/20/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

Possibly. Depends on the gear and season.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/20/2017 at 01:17, STARS: 0

Neat car your in, it looks familiar.

Kinja'd!!! "Meatcoma" (mastapoof)
03/20/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0

no touchscreen radio?

Did he have it in sport mode the entire time?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/20/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0

Nope!

And it sounded like it with the muffler delete.

Kinja'd!!! "Meatcoma" (mastapoof)
03/20/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0

I told my wife this weekend that when it’s time to get her a new car I’m going to get a stiffer suspension and some better wheels/tires and track hers.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/20/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1

The Canadian Spec SV is equal to the US spec S (base model). The lowest trim in Canada is the SV. So mine does not have I-Con or the touch screen. All sport mode does is:

- make the steering stupid heavy

- make the throttle like an on-off switch

- in the CVT equipped ones (mines a 6mt) is simulates gears shifting making slower to 60.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/20/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

I saw SV and got excited. am now disappointed.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/20/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

The Canadian Spec SL is equal to the US Spec SV, minus the leather seats. Those are an option on the pre-facelift (2015 & under).

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/20/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0

wrong SV

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Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/20/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0

PARSEC IS UNIT OF DISTANCE!

Dammit Han.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/20/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

ew, a fairing.