Would you rather? 

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 03/18/2017 at 23:59

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Boom! You just moved to a fictional city that’s extremely crowded like NYC. Also, just outside the city there’s tons of very twisty back roads to drive.

So. You have a choice between two cars to be your ONLY car.

A smart car or a Fiat 500, in any trim or model but NO barabus or Abarth models.

What would you choose and why?

Edit: Also WHAT THE FUCK! You can get both with 16" wheels optional! Does wheel size mean anything?

Edit2: It’s come to my attention SMART no longer offers manuals. I’ll exempt this fact for the game. You can have a manual SMART for this.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/19/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 0

Smart ForTwo because I fear for Fiat reliability.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/19/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 0

Neither, for obvious reasons. Normally, i’d pick FWD+manual over RWD+auto, but...ugh.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/19/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 2

Smart. I mean it’s basically a Porsche.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/19/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 0

Fiat for a proper gearbox

Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
03/19/2017 at 00:05, STARS: 5

Fictional city like NYC. How about we call it Liberty City. Then it doesn’t matter what car I choose because life would be GTA and I could have any car I wanted. BOOM! Loophole!

Kinja'd!!! "hike" (hike15)
03/19/2017 at 00:05, STARS: 1

I think Fiat just stopped selling the non-Abarth turbo, buy I’m sure there’s one on a lot somewhere. So I’d take the 500.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

Didn’t they make a manual at one point? If they don’t anymore I’ll allow manual SMARTs.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/19/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 1

Probably. I just hate anything Mercedes because they were responsible for the 25 year rule.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

I’ll allow manual SMART’s since this is Oppo.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
03/19/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

2016 was the last year for the Turbo trim so there will be a few on the lots for awhile.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/19/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 1

I don’t really fit in either... can I get a special exemption?

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

Yes

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/19/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 0

I guess I’d take the fiat, crash it into a shrubbery, then take the insurance pay out to buy a fist 124. Because Miata is always the answer.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/19/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0

Fiat all day. More space and better styling, imo.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/19/2017 at 01:39, STARS: 1

Easy, Fiat with the twinair! I’ve always been fascinated by that motor.

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
03/19/2017 at 01:47, STARS: 0

My head and the ceiling get to know each other a little too well in either of those... How about a 2017 Spark? Almost the same size but more big man accepting.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
03/19/2017 at 01:49, STARS: 0

Fiat 500, even if the manual gearbox feels like a swizzle stick in a Styrofoam cup.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2017 at 02:32, STARS: 0

We’ll assume you can reasonably fit in both.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/19/2017 at 07:07, STARS: 0

Smart offers a manual stock for model years 2016 and 2017 in the US market. (This generation is the first with a true manual or a DCT available, thanks to it sharing a platform and powertrain with the new Renault Twingo. Both previous generations only had automated single-clutch boxes. I don’t count the first-gen Forfour as a Smart, as it was a reskin of a Mitsubishi Colt, but it had a 5-speed manual available at least.)

For model year 2018, the gasoline engine will be discontinued, leaving the electric, which has a single-speed gearbox.

In any case, as an only car... Fiat 500 Pop, naturally aspirated, manual, but I wouldn’t exactly be happy with it. I’m not a fan of turbos, the naturally aspirated Smart Forfour is incredibly slow, and from everything I’ve heard, the Twingo III/W453 Forfour/C453 Fortwo stability control is tuned to induce massive understeer anyway, negating the benefit of RWD. The electrics just don’t have enough range for me to pick them (and the fact that FCA builds the 500e out of spite is worrying), and the Forfour could even hide more battery than the Fortwo has, they just didn’t.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/19/2017 at 07:20, STARS: 0

This is difficult for me. I had a fiat based on the same platform as the 500 and it was a nightmare to own. But it was also really fun to drive. I think I’d go 500, it’s probably the most car like to drive. Unless I can have the longer Smart Forfour, I’d rather have that.

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
03/19/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 0

Smart, because rear engine rear wheel drive.

Kinja'd!!! "FromCanadaWithLove" (fromcanadawithlove)
03/19/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 1

I’d get a classic Fiat 500. You never said anything about model year!

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

Now that you mention it. I’d do the same!

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
03/19/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 1

The Fiat 500 regular or a Smart vehicle? Thats it DC3? 8D How about I choose the DC3 Integra instead? I mean at least I’d be 1/5 oppo level feeling good...

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 0

In this game there are no winners. Except Miss Mercedes, SMART car lady!