Jaloppo bump unsuccessful

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Published 03/17/2017 at 23:29

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Replies (41)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

I blame the Oppo sticker. Hopefully you and your driver are alright.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/17/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 0

Noooooooooo!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
03/17/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

Well that’s not gone well... Hope you both are ok!

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/17/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

Why did you turn into the pelican toaster?

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/17/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 29

The Orlove sticker was probably a bad idea.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
03/17/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

yeah, thats gonna add a few unwanted seconds to the run........ gotta try and keep up on those pace notes.......

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/17/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 3

Omg. Are you guys ok?

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
03/17/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 6

Well if you would have been in a Forrester you would have been fine...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/17/2017 at 23:46, STARS: 1

So close

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/17/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 0

everyone walk away?

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/17/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

Wait... has the Jalopnik bump even been a thing since Gawker shut down? What if THEY were the real source of the power O_O

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/17/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/17/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 22

I’m sitting in bed eating cookies. I’m doing pretty great

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
03/18/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 2

I’m going to go ahead and say that, that’s not part of the course... Next time you should try avoid that part.

I’m glad everyone is okay though.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/18/2017 at 00:05, STARS: 3

Cookies????

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Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/18/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 0

5/10 Orlove.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
03/18/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0

The road don’t go that way, trailblazer...

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
03/18/2017 at 00:50, STARS: 6

1.5 psi...... such a fragile but important thing

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
03/18/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 2

The Jalopnik Bump is what sent you into the trees. The Oppo Bump is what prevented you from going further into them.

In all seriousness, I hope you’re okay and that the shell isn’t completely toast.

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
03/18/2017 at 01:30, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/18/2017 at 01:37, STARS: 1

“When this baby hits 88 mph, you’re going to see some serious shit.”

“VW Golf. Extensive modifications, normal wear and tear ran when parked. No lowballs, know what I got.”

Glad you and your driver are alright! Looks like a graceful hatch exit for you.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/18/2017 at 02:34, STARS: 2

How much for the wheels?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/18/2017 at 03:26, STARS: 1

What kind of cookies?

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
03/18/2017 at 07:41, STARS: 0

Damn man! You guys OK? How damaged is the car? :(

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/18/2017 at 07:52, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

as you and your drive mate are alright, that’s all that matters.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/18/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 1

Chocolate chip

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/18/2017 at 08:33, STARS: 1

I’m fine. And we can rebuild him, we have the technology

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/18/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 0

No for sale

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/18/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 1

A lot of front end stuff will need to be replaced, otherwise it’s alright.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
03/18/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0

Better than it being totalled! Glad you guys are OK!

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
03/18/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 0

What happened? Everything ok?

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
03/18/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 0

Glad you’re okay! Scary stuff there.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/18/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 0

I’d say it’s completely successful. There’s a VW on its side.

Most of the car looks intact, are you guys alright?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/18/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 0

We went out the co-driver door actually. Can’t open the hatch from the inside (no one tell the NHTSA!)

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/18/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 1

a VW golf skirting regulations!? never!!

I guess since it’s not a separate space its not needed.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/18/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 1

I mean it can’t be opened from the inside because the factory latch was removed and it’s now held shut with straps

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/18/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 2

COTD

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/18/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1

why didn’t you turn

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
03/18/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 0

Do you still kayak after rallys? There is a ton of floating rivers down there.  

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
03/18/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0

Glad your ok. Looks like quite the moment.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/18/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 0

Sometimes, won’t be floating this one.