Dream Garage: Luck Edition

Kinja'd!!! by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 03/17/2017 at 21:22

Tags: Dream Garage
STARS: 5


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I hope you have your license plate memorized. Let’s see how this goes!

Take the first number that appears between 1-9 on your license plate. This is the amount of vehicles you MUST have in your garage. *If no numbers or a zero are present then you get 1 vehicle).

Now take every letter in your plate and add them up by their order number (A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.). Finally add up all those numbers then multiply by $1000. That’s your budget. If no letters are present then your budget is $12,000.

 

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So license plate “C63 AMG” would be a SIX vehicle garage made with a budget of $24,000. That’s “C+A+M+G” = (3+1+13+7) * $1,000.

I think I made this to be pretty fair so test your luck (or just find out which of your cars has the most advantageous license plate) and as always, enjoy yo’selves!


Replies (37)

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/17/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 4

Too drunk. What does BLDLY GO get me?

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/17/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1

Hell, why does it matter, ya bastard. The answer is always Corvette.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/17/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Who are you calling a bastard, you wretched son of a 4 cylinder?!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
03/17/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 1

Now it feels like St. Patrick’s Day!!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/17/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1

1 car for 25 k. Got a little unlucky with what the DMV gave me. Oh hell. Why not a used JCW mini. Haven’t checked prices but. .

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/17/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0

Many Manhattan’s were drank to bring you this insanity...

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/17/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 1

The Niva’s plate gives me 6 cars at $58,000. Hmm. It’s difficult for me to come up with six vehicles in the $9000 range considering I’ve owned five so far and all told I’m just a hair over half that, so... yeah.

starts looking for used tow trucks

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/17/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 4

Wobbles, man, I need a sammich....

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
03/17/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 0

I ain’t yo mama! Now I’ll cut the crust off for you because I’m a proper, polite human being but I don’t do no personalized sammiching

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/17/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 1

1 car for $75,000. So either a slightly used 991 or a lowish mileage old NSX. Pop-up and 6-speed/3.2 combination.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/17/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 1

GRL-9489 gives me $37k for 9 cars. So basically I’d be David Tracy. Give me 1 brand new GTI and 8 XJ Cheokees in various states of disrepair please!

Kinja'd!!! "FromCanadaWithLove" (fromcanadawithlove)
03/17/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 1

9 cars for 82,000. FDB 961. I’ll get back on the list, but for now let’s say some V6 Mustangs

Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
03/17/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0

What about those people who drive around without license plates? Do they just not deserve to have a car at all or do they get the bare minimum?

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/17/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 1

My plate starts with a zero, so I get one vehicle with a budget of $51k. I already know what it’d be.

www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/683706652/overview?aff=share_text

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/17/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 2

I would have an $8,000 total budget for 7 cars. I think they would have to be all the same make and model so that at least one would be running from parts of the other 6 at at time.

WTF kind of dream is this!?

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
03/17/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 1

1976 Chevy 4x4 K10 - $2500 (Mabank)

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1950 MG TD Roadster - $20000 (Montrose/Midtown)

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1923 MODEL ‘T’ - $14500 (CLEVELAND TX.)

starting with the license plate cpt 3391........ thats a 3 car garage at $39000

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/17/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0

Now that I live in a state with these crazy short license plate numbers, I’m screwed. I need to get some value out of the other 2-3 digits here.

Car 1: $36k, 4 cars, $9k/car

Car 2: $52k, 9 cars, $5.7k/car (CL specials)

Car 3: $32k, 3 cars, $10.6k/car (BHPH specials)

My MIL: $108k, 1 car (Exotic/luxury)

My FIL: $50k, 1 car (SUV/truck/etc)

Kinja'd!!! "ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
03/17/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

GON PLAD

So 1 car, but lots of budget.

Kinja'd!!! "AMC/Renauledge" (n2skylark)
03/17/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 0

7-car garage and $37k? This will take me ages to figure out!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/17/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 0

How do I get 7 cars for $1,000? I am screwed.

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Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
03/17/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 0

bus pass........

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
03/17/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 1

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My license plate is AXF2###, so I get a two-car garage with a budget of $31,000. First, I’m going to buy this 1996 Toyota Celica five-speed, pictured above. It’s a one-owner car with about 155,000 miles listed for just under $6,000. This will be the fun car for weekends, but I also need it to be reliable (made in Japan, yo) because the next car is going to be...

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a 2012 or 2013 Audi A3 Sportback, DSG, preferably with solid roof (the vast majority seem to have the panoramic sunroof), preferably in Brilliant Red or Scuba Blue. This will be my daily driver, my road tripper, my safe and comfortable car. A clean, used, one-owner model can be had for well under $25,000. Like I said, though, I’ll have the Celica on deck in case the Audi needs to spend some time in the shop.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/18/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 0

$30k to buy 4 cars. Good thing my plate has an X in it.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/18/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0

I get lots of fun cars and money! VR4-741. V=22,R=18, so 40,000 and 4 cars

A MINT 4th gen Civic with a B16a swap, 7,000 ish

A Saab 9-3 TurboX Wagon. I found two for sale at 10 and 15k so 13,000.

An 02-05 Ford F-250 Diesel, regular cab, hopefully manual. 15,000

SN95 Mustang GT 5,000

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/18/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 2

So basically the rustiest Miata fleet ever.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/18/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 1

Jut MKS 6 of them used Powerwheels with dead batteries.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/18/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 1

That is very pretty.

Kinja'd!!! "JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
03/18/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 0

hmmm, one car garage, $32k budget... That’s plausible... I’m going used Maserati Quatroporte .

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
03/18/2017 at 02:59, STARS: 0

3 cars, $48,000. Seems about right

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
03/18/2017 at 05:30, STARS: 1

3 cars, €51k. 7 cars, €75k. You didn’t say daily driver, so I picked another car I own.

I’ll take my current daily driver but with the bigger engine. Peugeot 406 coupe, €3k.

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As it donated its plate to give me the 7 cars €75k budget I’ll take the ‘86 Peugeot 205 CTi convertible with a 2.0t swap. €7k. Or maybe just a bone stock 205 GTi.

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Citroën SM. €25k

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Citroën CX GTi. €8k

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Peugeot 504 convertible or coupe. Probably the convertible because of some duplicity with the SM. €20k.

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Citroën C6. €10k

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That leaves me €2k and 1 car. Parts car?

Kinja'd!!! "Hoccy" (Hoccy)
03/18/2017 at 07:36, STARS: 0

Licence plate E81480

8 cars - budget $5000

I went to Norway craigslist.

Obviously needed to buy the car with that license plate:

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https://m.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=42311867

I got it for $3500 - leaves $1500 for 7 cars.

Could get this BMW E34 on Swedish plates as a field/track machine.

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https://m.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=88790211

1500-450=1050

I need a project, and this Ford Taunus 17M looks like something that can keep me occupied.

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https://m.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=89495071

1050-350=700

I could daily this Camry wagon when I don’t want to drive the Volvo:

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https://m.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=91810841

700-500=200

I bet I can do something fun with this extremely rusty Mazda 6

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https://m.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=92019466

200-200=0

The rest of the cars would have to be imaginary...

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/18/2017 at 08:08, STARS: 0

You’re a saint!

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
03/18/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 1

If I used the plate on my truck I’d get 2 cars between $12k. I like that math much better! That’s basically the value of my truck and car right now. Done!

Kinja'd!!! "Connqr" (connqr)
03/18/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 2

Or maybe a Razor scooter? If they are as responsible as a 7 year old then they should get the transportation of a 7 year old.

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Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
03/18/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 0

I actually got extremely lucky: 6 cars for $67,000! Let’s have some fun!

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Audi S4 Avant ($27,500) Way too expensive on my budget, but dammit, it’s yellow!

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Honda S2000 ($13,000) It’s sporty and sweet!

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Subaru Baja Turbo ($8,300) Was going to choose a Tacoma as my pickup, but this apparently exists!

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MINI Cooper S Cabriolet ($8,000) Needs bonnet stripes, but otherwise my favorite color combo for a MINI.

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Jeep Wrangler ($5,700) No idea what I’d do with it, but Wrangler’s are cool.

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Toyota MR2 ($4,000)

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Grand total: $66,500

Which leaves me with $500 for repairs!

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
03/26/2017 at 04:11, STARS: 0

Let me know when you find a nice SM for that price, then give me a call :3

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
03/26/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1

I was a bit optimistic. However