Oh no, some free citizen types just walked through the door

Kinja'd!!! by "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
Published 03/17/2017 at 15:35

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They are not under admiralty law., They need the “cure of maintenance” form (never heard of it) and wanted to buy my blacks law dictionary. Ughhhh.


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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 3

It’s great because the way the law works is that it doesn’t care where you’re from, as long as you’re within the law’s jurisdiction then the laws apply. That’s why tourists and non-citizens can’t just break laws all willy nilly.

Free citizens are a special kind of crazy.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/17/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 1

I don’t think they’re crazy per se. But I’ve encountered any number of people who latch on to some silly thing- be it as mundane as painting the edges of their CDs green- which lets them think they’ve “outsmarted” the system somehow. IMO it’s derived from arrogance.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

I was trying to find the right word. Dumb isn’t right for it, arrogant seems more appropriate.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
03/17/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 0

What are these free citizens you speak of?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0

Some stuff for you. It’s pretty interesting.

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
03/17/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0

Yeah, these particular ones caught wind of the secret account the government has for every person based upon their social security number that you can unleash with UCC forms. So not necessarily dumb or crazy but also greedy.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
03/17/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 0

That’s somehow crazier than mos def using a “world passport.”

How do these people get paid/pay for things if they think USD are illegitimate? 

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 0

That’s kind of absurd. Also, lots of jobs have pensions. Just get old and poof, the government gives you money*.

*Terrible advice

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 0

Through bartering, I guess.

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
03/17/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 0

It’s a pretty broad term that includes a bunch of people who don’t believe in certain rules of law, or that believe that the UCC controls over other laws, or who believe that the u.s. Government borrows against people and that you can have access to the money through secret processes.

It’s not a cohesive group. Many of their tenants spread in prison. It’s mostly meant to undermine the government. Their arguments never work in court. They are also called sovereign citizens.

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
03/17/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 0

The theory is somehow linked up to when the u.s. left the gold standard. The general theory is, I think, that for every dollar the u.s. borrows there is a person that it is assigned to; and through some sort of secret process, you can reclaim the money because you didn’t authorize the u.s. to borrow that money on your behalf. Some people have bought things with promissory notes and UCC forms, only to later get arrested.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

Huh. Well that’s a little absurd.

I just realized I used absurd twice in a row, but I think it’s an apt way to describe this whole thing.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/17/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 1

haha i just watched some police karma youtube video and there were a couple of those wierdos on there. Damn they scream good with the taser.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
03/17/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

I don’t even know what they wanted from you. I’ve seen some brief clips online of people like that and I just can’t handle the lunacy and go watch something else

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/17/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 1

I think my response would be “one moment” then go into the back and tore up and print out a form reading.

“Dear uncle Sam, I know we don’t talk much. So anyway I need the money you borrowed from me right away. Cash or check I’d fine.

P.s. Please also attach map to Lincoln’s gold.

From the desk of law taking guy”

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
03/17/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0

I work in place where people come to get legal information; most of the time it’s “how do I sue someone” or “how do I get stuff back” but sometimes it’s “can you show me public law 42-122(might be wrong number) when the u.s. government abandoned the gold standard and currency became a false notion.”

And I’m nice so I say - “I can help you find that public law, yes.”

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
03/17/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0

Did you quote a price for your Black’s? I probably would have, on the condition that they pay me in actual US Currency.

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/17/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 1

just read this not on my phone and in direct sun. Thanks alot autocorrect. nailed it.

Kinja'd!!! "Dogapult" (dogapult)
03/17/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

And here I figured that was intentional to make them look like idiots.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/17/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0

yes...thats what we’ll call it.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/17/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 0

Maybe they were trying to get away from the Chemtrails in the sky.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
03/17/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

We have a similar movement that is spreading in Germany. They call themselves “Reichsbürger” citizens of the Reich. A pretty diverse group that thinks that the current government has no authority. Their reasoning is that there never was an official peace treaty between Germany/Third Reich and the Allied Powers. Therefore this “so-called” Federal Republic is still occupied, and the “so-called” government just a puppet of.... , therefore making government officials puppets wearing a trademark that doesn’t have to be respected. In their reasoning the German Republic is just an American (or whatever) corporation. They print out their own documents from the internet, refuse to pay taxes etc... And of course non of them are just plain and simple citizens, their are all part of some alternative government, or a prince/king... There are lots of funny videos on Y/T of them getting pulled over and so on.

It was all fun and games until they started shooting police officers.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
03/17/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 0

Ah. Interesting they’re asking for information on laws they don’t believe in

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
03/17/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 0

Interesting, sounds spot on.