Very Topical Today at the Grocery Store Checkout

Kinja'd!!! by "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
Published 03/17/2017 at 15:26

Tags: Groceries ; Guinness ; Lucky Charms ; Off Topic
STARS: 2


Kinja'd!!!

None of the items were mine, just one lady in front of me with Lucky Charms, and another with the Guinness.

Happy St. Patrick’s Everyone!


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
03/17/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 2

And JUST Lucky Charms...I don’t think I’ve ever had such a craving for Lucky Charms or any cereal for that matter that I made a special trip to the supermarket lol

Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
03/17/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 3

How do you end up not looking like a weirdo taking pictures of everyone’s groceries? I’m not that slick.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/17/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 1

I’m a little worried about the duct tape guy.... cookies and duct tape??? Yeah I wanna know what their deal is.

actually, I don’t think I do.. but I’m guessing Edward 40 hands! or kidnapping childrens...

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/17/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 2

It’s for EL_ULY.

He’s into bondage

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
03/17/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

Actually, everyone in line was kind of cracking up about it, so it seemed like the right thing to do.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/17/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0

Oh, I’m not sure that’s enough duct tape then...

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/17/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

But they have Gorilla tape too. And who knows what’s at home, maybe they’re just topping up stock.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/17/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 1

I like how the first person has duct tape and Gorilla tape. Someone’s getting murdered tonight. Also, gotta have that Dale’s to wash the sugar beer out of your mouth.

Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
03/17/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 1

Also, what the hell is that first person buying? Peppermint bark and duct tape? Who’s kid is tied up in their basement?

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/17/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 1

Guinness and IPA.

Black and Tan all the things.

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Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/17/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
03/17/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 1

I’d do like Louis CK.

go into a Wal-Mart, stand around looking confused for a bit, and when someone asks if you need help say “Yes... I need a jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a Bible.”

Kinja'd!!! "Tennessee Dreamer" (smokymtnhigh)
03/17/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1

Hell yes for dale’s pale ale!

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/17/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 1

I think he’s playing the “buy 3 items to freak out the cashier” game.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/17/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 1

Gotta love the how freaked can you get the cashier with 3 items game.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/17/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 2

“is” = “will be”

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
03/17/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 1

Now you’re doing it right.

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
03/17/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0

Dale’s is the best.