Happy saint Patrick's day or whatever

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Published 03/17/2017 at 12:56

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A modest proposal.


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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 1

I read it in high school. Classic material. I feel like our politicians could learn a lot from reading it.

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
03/17/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 3

I doubt most politicians would understand it is satire.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
03/17/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 3

No, because I’m sure some of them would actually eat children and wonder why they hadn’t done this sooner.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/17/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 2

And then we send them to jail for actually eating our young. Problem solved.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/17/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0

To be fair, the last high-profile satirist in Washington got elected president.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/17/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0

Spoiler alert!!

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
03/17/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 2

Yes, we should only eat the spoiled children. That’ll teach ‘em!

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/17/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 2

NO! Only the ripe ones. 2-3 days max, or 7 days in the fridge.

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
03/17/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Sad but true. lol