I have discovered a fruiting tree that produces full-grown women

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 03/16/2017 at 22:54

Tags: Nature
STARS: 2


Rare!

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/16/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 0

Is Mrs Spacecrab stuck?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/16/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 2

We ought to cut it down. The wood grain would look so good in my Rolls.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/16/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 1

Well if she is, I could always wait for her to ripen and drop.

(Not my wife)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/16/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Jelly rolls?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/16/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0

Thanks.

No. My Rolls Royce that’s painted with diamonds of course.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
03/16/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 4

totally fake, everyone knows we emerge fully grown from the ocean on giant seashells

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/16/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0

... Fruit roll ups?

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/16/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

must be hybrid varietal

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
03/17/2017 at 02:28, STARS: 0

when she ripens send me seeds...

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/17/2017 at 03:29, STARS: 0

pick one off the tree for me then

:)