Sometimes I "just can't" with eBay buyers.

by "Battery Tender Unnecessary" (carac)
Published 03/16/2017 at 19:10

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They act like it’s mistake when you intentionally uncheck “accept offers”...

Replies (13)

"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 7

Is ebay the new craigslist?

"E92M3" (E46M3)
03/16/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 6

You got to have fun with them. Change it to “automatically accept offers over $299" Let them sit there for 20 minutes submitting offers in $1 increments.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/16/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 1

Video games were a mistake

"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/16/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 2

I’m ready to send you a 3rd of the GPU if you want to give me a 3rd of the price

"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
03/16/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 0

If it really starts getting to you you can go to craigslist and make offers to people who are selling their Ferraris for $1.

"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/16/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 1

Sure. Tell him you’ll send him 1/3 of the GPU. When he ponies up the rest you’ll send the rest of the GPU.

"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/16/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 2

Haha people who call you “Friend” or “My friend” usually aren’t even, and usually they’re trying to manipulate.

The jerk

"Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
03/16/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 1

They can only submit a maximum of 3 offers... After they can’t anymore.

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
03/16/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 0

You want to know my position? Why don’t you mind your own business jerkass!

"winterlegacy, here 'till the end" (winterlegacy)
03/16/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 3

[table saw revs up in the background]

"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
05/16/2017 at 03:39, STARS: 0

Ebay has been craigslisting hard for years

"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
05/16/2017 at 03:40, STARS: 1

That.
That’s particularly terrible when it happens on the street, and you can’t just delete the message.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/16/2017 at 06:38, STARS: 0

grab some secondhand worthless piece of crap from somewhere (who cares if it works or not) sabotage it, sell it to the scammer for $100