Today's "worst car in the lot" award goes to...

Kinja'd!!! by "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
Published 03/16/2017 at 18:24

Tags: $200 Miata
STARS: 4


Kinja'd!!!


Replies (56)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
03/16/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 1

Every car there except yours is basic AF

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
03/16/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 0

The Matrix is nice.

Kinja'd!!! "The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
03/16/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 1

I came out of the grocery store tonight to find this parked next to the luke warm hatch. It was not a good period for Subaru.

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Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/16/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 2

Reminds me of my e36, always the least normal car parked anywhere.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
03/16/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 4

Not really into movies

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 0

I know :(

Only interesting cars in this lot are a 2014 Mustang GT driven by a french process engineer, a M240i driven by her boss, and occasionally an RS4

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/16/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 1

Worst BEST car in the lot. FTFY

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 1

wow, everything about that just screams “blech”

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 1

I’m also in the running for the coveted “making the company look bad” award.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 0

My normal summer transport here is a plated dirt bike with a crappy rising sun rattlecan paint job

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/16/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 1

That’s a really beige lot otherwise.

Kinja'd!!! "The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
03/16/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 1

A corporate grille designed by committee if I’ve ever seen one.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/16/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0

Haha you got me beat. I did own a satin orange moped when i was 16 though.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 1

about 1000 people on my campus, maybe 15 interesting cars
Couple mustangs/camaros/wrxs/evos, an i8, an m240i, and two rs4s

oh and a quattraporte!

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0

I was riding a sticker bombed 1985 Honda Aero here for a while, but then I bought a place outside of it’s useful commute range.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 0

A car for people who buy based on fuel economy and perceived reliability rather than any sort of feeling :/

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/16/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 1

Miata.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/16/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 1

I want to get onto two wheels again sometimes soon, which due to the licensing quirks of the UK means starting off with a little 125cc. So Ill probably buy something spectacularly crappy to start out on.

Kinja'd!!! "The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
03/16/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 0

I can’t judge based on feeling. I bought my Hyundai commuter appliance because I needed a car that could drive 80 miles a day, every day.

Although, if this commute ever ends, I will be investigating considerably less practical cars.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

There are two absolutely fantastic choices. The grom and the kawasakigrom

There has been a pretty big push recently for companies to innovate in the small bike segment, I really hope this lights off another 250cc sportbike war like in early 90s Japan. I very badly need a 250cc 4 cylinder sport bike that revs to 20000rpm in my collection

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/16/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 2

The Tribeca is the least Subaru of all the Subarus.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
03/16/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1

Backed in, you can tell.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 2

I make up for it in volume.

While some might think it’s crazy to rely on a $1500 E39 540i, or a $200 Miata for primary work transport, what are the odds both will break at the same time?!? *nervously knocks on wood*

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
03/16/2017 at 18:45, STARS: 0

The purposeless soulless white CUV

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 2

I’m hiding my expired tags, haven’t been able to get her through emissions successfully yet

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
03/16/2017 at 18:48, STARS: 1

For some reason I laughed :)

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:50, STARS: 4

*walks into dealer*

“I need a minivan but don’t want to look like all the other parents”

“we can get you this CR-V today”

“silver is a little flashy, do you have it in white”

“we do, but it comes with our preferred equipment group. we can extend the loan and let you out the door with the same payment though”

“great let’s do that”

Kinja'd!!! "Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
03/16/2017 at 18:52, STARS: 2

I like that strategy.

It’s 110% the strategy that will get you in trouble, regardless of how much wood you knock, but definitely worth it.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
03/16/2017 at 18:53, STARS: 1

Definitely the Focus next to the white Camry. 9/10 chance it won’t start.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 1

*knocks on wood, again*

The E39 has been remarkably reliable overall. Only left me stranded once. Was smooth sailing for the past year until it decided to eat a coil.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/16/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 0

The white Nissan Quest.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 1

Holy shit

I just realized I managed to take a picture at work without a prius in it...

Kinja'd!!! "Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
03/16/2017 at 18:57, STARS: 1

Man you backed all the way into that spot...

When I park my small cars (i.e. all that I’ve had), I’ll back in with my nose to the end of the line - or if I’m slightly crooked, I’ll back in a little further, then pull up to the end of the line and straighten out. Often times, this actually allows enough space for the car(s) next to me (typically parked nose in, all the way into the spot) to open their front door all the way and complete clear my car without hitting it. No doubt it’d be the same with your Miata... though I take it you wouldn’t worry too much about a door ding or scratch... XD

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 0

Lol, I have used this Miata as a grinding table for parts. I am somewhat, subconsciously hoping someone dive bombs the spot thinking it’s open...

But with other stuff I do the same thing as you... or I just park waay the hell far away, in an end-spot preferably.

Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
03/16/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 1

As far as I can see, there are no winners here.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/16/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 0

I’d rather have a Prius

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 3

It’s tough right? Pretty obvious which car is objectively the worst, but I also know I wouldn’t trade it straight across for anything else in this picture.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0

Nahh, you can hollow out a quest and put a motorbike back there!

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
03/16/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 6

Welp...this is just depressing. All those people could of came to work with a smile on their face

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 1

I actually had someone ask if “everything was OK” when I pulled up in that instead of the 540.

“yep great, first nice weather in a while!”

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/16/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 2

So you got 2 cars now?

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 4

*Sigh*

This is the part where I feel like an addict... I’m at 7 registered vehicles.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/16/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 1

My Prelude is the most interesting car at my job by far, now that the S2K owners are gone. Everyone else drives econoboxes or SUVs, although there’s one guy who has a plain 2nd gen Focus with a stick.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/16/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 4

So you a car dealer now

Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
03/16/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 3

Who rescued who?

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0

no, technically I stay just under the legal amount of automotive churn that would require a license in Oregon

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 4

In this case, definitely me doing the rescuing

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Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
03/16/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 4

I honestly and truely want to set up a automotive rescue to put abused cars in good homes

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/16/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 3

I’m not sure I’m a better owner, I’m doing some pretty tasteless things to troll a local “enthusiast” group.

She runs nice now though, and when she goes it’ll be at a track or an autocross.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
03/16/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 1

Holy shit - 2 Quests in one picture??

(the grey one at the left too)

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/16/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 1

The focus sedan hands down. Not even by a small margin.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/16/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 1

We definitely have fewer than that. Someone does drive a recent Ferrari California, but even that is gray (who the hell buys a gray Ferrari?)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/17/2017 at 06:37, STARS: 1

idiot driving white Camry, faux 4x4s and minivans.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/17/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0

I do really want a grom but they hold their value really well here and exceed my budget a bit. Ill probably end up with an older cb125 or something.

I hope they do, I have no use for crazy power, so a cool small bike is perfect.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
03/17/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

I’m really hoping the new competition from the kawi will start to finally drive down used prices on the grom. Kinda like the grom did to the ruckus. I don’t know if you remember but the ruckus used to be impervious to depreciation as well, then the grom came along and cut used prices approximately in half.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/17/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

I wasnt aware of that actually but it makes sense, fingers crossed they drop into my budget sometime soon.