by "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
Published 03/16/2017 at 12:20
by "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
Published 03/16/2017 at 12:20
Tags: yum yum's
; doughnuts
STARS: 4
Dibs
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/16/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 1
Jesus.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/16/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 2
Pass because yeast doughnut.
#cakedoughnutmasterrace
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
03/16/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 1
That is one big donut! YUM!
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/16/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 2
That sounds pretty heretical. You some kind of xeno?
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/16/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 3
What, no custard filling?
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 1
Do you also prefer hard candies over chocolate?
"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
03/16/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0
Take it since it’s chocolate. If it was vanilla frosted, I’d be more envious.
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 0
Hmmm. I’ll have to check then next time I’m there.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/16/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 1
It was just one of those “excess, yes, but is it *REALLY* maxed out?” questions.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/16/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1
I do actually.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/16/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 2
Yeast should be used to create more calzones.
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 1
TIL CalzoneGolem is 97.
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 2
Calzone doughnut!!!!!
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/16/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0
Chocolate is lame.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/16/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 3
That very well might be the last one you ever eat...
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/16/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 1
Calzonut.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/16/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 2
The best donuts are crullers. I love those dirty, dirty American “French Crullers”, with their light, airy, slightly crunchy texture. Mmmm.
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0
Now I’m terrified to ever make the drive back.
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1
Someone has to have made this. If not....profit.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/16/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 1
I’m with you. This is the proper take.
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
03/16/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 1
And I thought the cinnamon roll I had this morning from Gerik’s Old Czech Bakery in West, Texas was big!
"StoneCold" (StoneCold)
03/16/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 2
...You’d have to bake/design some sort of strut/bracing to keep the doughnut from collapsing on itself. Or would the outer layer just slide around, the custard/creme like some sort of sweet, sweet mantle.
(This post is brought to you by the solidus punctuation!)
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/16/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 4
Cake Tectonics Theory. Subdonut zones, and confection uplift.
"k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!!" (k2b)
03/16/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 2
This is the Oppo-y-est reply I have seen in ages.
"k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!!" (k2b)
03/16/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 2
Bastard.
*turns you into a bunny*
*throws random stone in your direction*
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/16/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0
This is acceptable.
"ateamfan42" (ateamfan42)
03/16/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 2
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/16/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 2
That thing is yuuuuge. It’s not the last doughnut, it’s all the doughnuts.
Looks great! Also looks like cake (not yeast) — even better :D
"Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/16/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 0
Totally agree cake >>> yeast.
That’s a pretty compact-looking crumb, not seeing large yeast gas pockets. Looks cake imo. Just saying...
Makes it look even more tempting. Wait — you’re probably right, it is yeast lol
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
03/16/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0
Simplify, then add lightness. Plain doughnut is best doughnut.
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 1
*deftly evades with new found agility*
*into traffic*
*reincarnated as baker*
*perfects giant doughnut but doesn’t tell anyone*
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 1
This place makes a mighty cruller as well.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
03/16/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0
Mmmm... Would definitely be interested in that...
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/16/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 0
You ever go anywhere near Philly, look up Yum Yum’s Bakeshop. Everything they make is amazing.
"k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!!" (k2b)
03/17/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 1
*activates improbability drive in vicinity of giant doughnut*
*turns it into subspace vortex*
*watches you drawn into an alternate reality of nothing but giant vicious man-eating doughnuts*
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
03/17/2017 at 09:18, STARS: 1
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
*Agrajag is created anew as the master of the plane he was imprisoned. The Doughnut Zone*
*Utilizing the dark magics Ag concocts a truly otherworldly doughnut*
*Returns to Earth to present to K2B*
K:It’s glorious. Surely it must have a name?
A: I call it.... ALL FOR ME(evil laughter)
*begins to greedily eat doughnut when both are suddenly and unexpectedly crushed by a whale*
"k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!!" (k2b)
03/17/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 1
And the last words of the whale were (obvs) “My goodness. It’s so big and round! I wonder if it’s friendly...”