March, I HATE you. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
Published 03/16/2017 at 10:50

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The whole “in like a lion, out like a lamb” thing is such a lie. It’s always the opposite; infuriating because you get a taste of beautiful sunny 60s, wash your car, and start working on it again, but then a blizzard hits and it’s back to the frigid salt stained misery. If I could bear leaving all of the people I’ve ever known behind, I wouldn’t live here anymore.


Replies (26)

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
03/16/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 1

That makes two of us. Fuck this.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/16/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1

Thats why I don’t bother to wash mine, it will get dirty within a day.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
03/16/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1

It got down to 30 last night, I had to put the heat on.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
03/16/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 1

I know. I had to wear pants and a jacket this week. WTF? I’ve only worn pants (normally shorts) a few times this year. Completely ridiculous

Kinja'd!!! "Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
03/16/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 2

Not a complete expert on anecdotal predictions, but I have never heard it like a prediction that March is always in like a Lion, out like a lamb, but rather as it goes out the opposite of how it came in...if it came in like a lion, it will go out like a lamb, but if it comes in like a lamb, it will go out like a lion. Essentially, just a cute codification that March, as a transition month, can wildly swing.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 0

20s and 30s until April with snow and ice, according to my local 10 day >:(

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
03/16/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1

I’m not too upset about it. The last couple weeks are probably the best snow I’ve skied this year, it’s been a shitty year in the Midwest for skiing.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 1

yep. my friends and I were outside wrenching on Jeeps in T shirts 2 weeks ago. Today? Gloves and the heaviest jacket I own...

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0

I usually don’t until the salt is actually gone, but foolish optimism took over...

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
03/16/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 1

And here it’s been abnormally dry and warm. High 70s expected today and really, really dry. In fact, I was about to go wash the truck, but when I went outside, there’s a massive gas leak in our neighborhood. Just found out 4 gas lines were damaged by a construction company about 1/2 mile away.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1

February’s heat bill: $30. This month so far: $100+

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0

huh that does make more sense/always applies to the situation lol

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0

Ah see I don’t even get that silver lining, no snowboarding or skiing since I was a kid

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

wow that’s not sketchy AT ALL. I’d say wash it anyway!

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
03/16/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 0

That’s correct, of the beginning of the month is nice, hold on to your ass, but if you get dumped on in the beginning, then the end of the month should be nice. I’d love to know how often that really is the case, it would be interesting. It’s rang true this year for sure. That’s why all my spring stuff is still stored away for a bit longer, at least until April around here, but that’s no guarantee either, I remember having snow on Easter. If it weren’t for family, and shitty big bugs... I hate those things down south. But it would be nice to only buy summer tires and RWD cars.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
03/16/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

You keep the heat to high. My house doesn’t have insulation and my heating bill is only 90$. Never turn it above 65.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0

oh most definitely, 70 all day every day. I can afford it though so that’s the way I have it. the difference is just incredible since the heat was off for 2 weeks

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
03/16/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 1

My block 2 days ago:

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Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
03/16/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 1

You heat your house while you’re not home? Mine drops to 55 from 8-5 then at 930 it drops to 55 again until 6 when it bumps back to 65. I’m in the process of rewiring and plumbing. Once that’s done I’m getting insulation.

My electric bill skyrockets in the summer though. I’m willing to pay the money for a cool house in the summer but I’ll suffer through the numb extremities in the winter. Just play outside with the dog for an hour and 65 feels blazing.

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
03/16/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 1

We got over a foot around here, I am expecting the next blizzard to come around early May.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

the only time I’m glad I don’t live in the city is during a snowstorm. that looks hectic.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 1

yea it’s a little ridiculous, the thermostat is seriously messed up so having it on all the time is the best solution. Also it’s an apartment about the size of a first floor in an average house. So not too bad all things considered. And I can get away with just one window AC in the summer! dat bachelor lifestyle

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/16/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 0

My car is so nasty right now.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
03/16/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 1

Today is much warmer but the past few mornings have been below freezing. Glad I waited before planting

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
03/16/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0

This is around noon, plowing 74th, Amsterdam already clear. Not so bad.

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Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
03/16/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0

and that’s why I’m looking for a place with a garage lol.