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Kinja'd!!! by "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
Published 03/16/2017 at 00:08

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The professor I am assisting is making me search 800 different companies to see which/how many patents they have. which has me on the U.S Patent office website ctrl+c ctrl+V the hell out of it. Got about 300 done in 30 minutes.

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Looks like we are in for the long haul. My fingers are tired. Fuck this noise, I want a real job already.

I am also considering saving for a 4runner instead of a challenger gt. What say you oppo?

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Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/16/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 2

This sounds like a job for scripting! Though admittedly if you got 300 done in a half hour that doesn’t actually sound too bad, regardless of how tedious it no doubt is.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/16/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0

Unfortunately between business school and cars there hasn’t been any time for computer wizardry classes.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/16/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 1

What I thought, too. I wonder how many hours of my life I might have saved by now if I had ever bothered to write scripts for stuff like this.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/16/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0

I say set as your goal whatever car makes you say, “oh yeah, baby!” when you see it in the morning.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/16/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 1

I’m thinking long term, mostly about towing car trailers. Purely hypothetical at this point, but this masters better pay for all the stress it is putting me through.

I reeeeaaly want the challenger though. Just not making financial sense, especially since I got the t/a as a fun car.

Kinja'd!!! "coqui70" (coqui70)
03/16/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

No dude, use their data products site:

https://www.uspto.gov/learning-and-resources/open-data-and-mobility

You can download reports that can be then manipulated using Excel.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/16/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0

The amount of time it will take to figure that shit out is more than it will take me to brute force it. Fortunately I only need to do this task once.

Kinja'd!!! "coqui70" (coqui70)
03/16/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0

Unless the Prof. in question figures out he just got a new data-flunkie. Your other option is to befriend a Comp Sci major and pay him/her with beer and pizza to go to the site and generate a report for you.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/16/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 0

Data flunkie is in the job description. I don’t have much actual work to do anyways so I guess I can’t really complain.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/16/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0

I hear ya. I reeeeeeealy want that green F-type, but I”m doing mental gymnastics to justify it. If I can’t, it will be another 10 years before I have another crack at something like it.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/16/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1

10 years is a long time, which makes that a much harder decision. For me, I am single, currently living at home, and would much rather dump cash into cars than real estate. If I get the 4runner (which wouldn’t be bad, it isn’t a CUV after all, pretty mean looking), after I get settled in a starter house I can either fix the T/A or get cracking on saving for something stupid fast (I have some winners at every price level so salary isn’t super important), but most of those are DIY projects that require a certain level of utility to support them. If these things actually depreciated like normal it would be a much easier decision.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/16/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Yeah, you have flexibility. I’ll just leave you with one thought, although it will make me sound old: time flies faster than you would think.