by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 03/15/2017 at 23:42
by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 03/15/2017 at 23:42
Tags: xkcd
STARS: 3
*May not be scientific fact.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/15/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 0
Alternative Canadian Facts
"CB" (jrcb)
03/15/2017 at 23:46, STARS: 0
We have The Beaverton for those.
"cbell04" (cbell04)
03/16/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0
How does samsquanch not have a sliver of that pie?
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/16/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 0
maple syrup poisoning
"CB" (jrcb)
03/16/2017 at 06:24, STARS: 0
We gave up on researching in samsquanch areas long ago. The funerals cost too much.
"TechBro" (techbro88)
03/16/2017 at 08:05, STARS: 0
Don’t forget bears
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/16/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 1
That what-if makes some sweeping generalizations about Winnipeg that are simply untrue. However this last one is:
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
03/16/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0
Sounds like the perfect place to conduct a double-blind experiment on the survivability of untrained human beings in the wild.
The scientists think that they’re conducting an experiment into global warming and ice melting, but really there’s another cadre of scientists keeping track on whether they get eaten or not.
And unbeknownst to them, there’s yet another cadre of scientists keeping track of the 2nd lot of scientists’ core body temperatures...
Very efficient :)
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
03/16/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0
It’s much better odds if the experiment is about hupothermia or wolves.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
03/16/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 0
More like lose-ipeg. Amirite?
"CB" (jrcb)
03/16/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 0
I sent that to my girlfriend (who’s from Winnipeg). She didn’t appreciate it.
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/16/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 0
Well, no.
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/16/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 1
Considering WInnipeg’s theme song is “I hate Winnipeg” I question whether or not she’s actually “from” Winnipeg.
I don’t know anyone in Winnipeg who lives in Winnipeg for any other reason than they have friends or family or they’re going to school in Winnipeg.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/16/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0
Well, Selkirk. Most people have no clue where that is, so I leave at Winnipeg. I should have probably just gone with that, since you of all people would know.
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/17/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 0
Yeah. Selkirk Winnipeg. Actually I think I knew that. You may have mentioned it a long ass time ago. Although I had Gimli in my head not Selkirk. ¯\_()_/¯
"CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 0
Her family is up in Winnipeg Beach now, which is just south of Gimli, so that could be why. I did mention it a long ass time ago, because I remember you asking why the hell I was going to Manitoba.
I miss Manitoba.
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/17/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0
It’s stupid. This place sucks. I wanted to get out of it so bad growing up. And I did, but then I ended up back here. There’s literally nothing here. But that’s the beauty of it and why there’s so much here. As I’m hastily packing up my life to get out of here, I’m genuinely sad to be leaving.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/17/2017 at 09:34, STARS: 0
I hear you. Growing up in Toronto, I hate it here. I miss Ottawa (if you get a chance to live there, do it), and I’m definitely looking forward to hopefully moving this summer.