by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 03/15/2017 at 18:28
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 03/15/2017 at 18:28
Tags: P r o f o u n d
STARS: 2
According to this sticker on a Hyundai, “real women love football, smart women love the Seahawks.”
So according to this driver, not only are you dumb for not rooting for her local sportsball team; But if you don’t like football at all?
YOU
DON’T
EVEN
EXIST
!
"NSeXy 4U" (nsexy4u)
03/15/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 2
I love football. Therefore, I am real.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 4
It’s about as dumb as a the “real men drive stick” or “real men use three pedals” stickers.
FTR: I love football, but am not a particular fan of the Seahawks. Does this mean I’m only half real?
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/15/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 1
It means you’re real and dumb, per sticker.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
03/15/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 9
Well, she’s got a point: all of the imaginary women I know don’t like football.
"fintail" (fintail)
03/15/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0
Santa Fe with Seahawks stickers is something I steer clear from in traffic.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/15/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 1
Are you sure about that? If you exist, why would you try to convince something that doesn’t exist that it doesn’t exist? Unless it does exist and you are trying to confirm its existence by insisting on its nonexistence.
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/15/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1
yes, the other half of you that you THINK is real actually is Enzos pillow.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 0
I’m ok with this. :D
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/15/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 0
jesus that was the fastest reply I have ever gotten in all of kinja
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 0
As long as I’m not real dumb, I guess that’s not too bad. :P
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
03/15/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 1
False: There are no girls on the internet.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0
Lol. Maybe I’m prescient. :)
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/15/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0
no i mean that was CONCERNINGLY quick. like you had it copy pasted and were waiting for someone to comment
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/15/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 1
Except my entire manliness paradigm and self esteem is built around driving a manual transmission vehicle on a daily basis. I’ll be huddled in the corner over here... >sob<
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 0
Erm... ok? Except I didn’t. I replied to Zoidberg, went to the restroom, came back and sat down at my desk, realized I wanted water, so walked back to the water cooler, sat back down at my desk again, put my headphones in, picked up my phone and checked my notifications and boom, there was your reply to me. Clicked it and replied to you.
Here’s Enzo using deciding my foot is the perfect place to sit. :)
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/15/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 1
*nabs enzo and feeds him timmies*
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/15/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 0
You don’t have an “I’m OK with this!” macro?
"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/15/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 0
last I checked my Marcos are as follows
1: “SV650s are the BEST”
2: “DANK WHOOLIES BRUH”
3: “ATGATT”
4: “I bought another bike”
5: “I ordered bike parts.”
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 0
*nabs Maggie and feeds her Texas BBQ*
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
03/15/2017 at 19:03, STARS: 3
I guess I’m fake.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/15/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 3
TIL the rules of the universe are dictated by window stickers.
"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
03/15/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 2
Real women hand the ball to Marshawn
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0
Real women never root for the Browns. Or the Buccs.
"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
03/15/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 1
Checks out - 100% of Cleveland’s population is bald males.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/15/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 3
Shit, I better inform my wife, who birthed two kids sans meds at our house, that she isn’t a real woman. Do I actually have kids? Is this real life?
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/15/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 2
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"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/15/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
03/15/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 0
HA!
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/15/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 0
Its a good thing I am a dude then, I hate football.
"IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/15/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0
I’m a man and I don’t like football. AM I A WOMAN
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
03/16/2017 at 06:47, STARS: 0
A perfect example of the No True Scotsman fallacy?