Stay Safe Today

by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 03/15/2017 at 12:25

Tags: Et Tu Brute?
STARS: 8

And watch your back.

Replies (23)

"facw" (facw)
03/15/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 2

Sic semper tyrannis!

"jimz" (jimz)
03/15/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 2

And watch your back.

high school taught me that long ago.

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/15/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 3

Et tu?

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/15/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 1

Yes.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/15/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

...go on...

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/15/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 7

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/15/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0

EXISTENTIALLY CRYPTIC POST

"$kaycog" (skaycog)
03/15/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 4

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/15/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 1

I wonder how many people are going to restaurants today and ordering a Caesar salad because HURR HURR FUNNY and it would be totes original.

I should be one of those people.

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/15/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 1

Beware the St. Ides of March! You might get shot and release a couple more platinum albums. Too soon?

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/15/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 0

no

"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
03/15/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 0

Thankfully I’m not important enough to get assassinated. At worst, someone will send a bitchy text behind my back.

#SilverLining

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/15/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1

Give it give it give it!!!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/15/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 1

It’s like a big stabby kumbaya circle.

"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/15/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 3

i’d take a slice

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/15/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 1

Order a Caesar Salad, knife wound thrown in for free.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/15/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0

Bitchy texts hurt like a knife. It counts.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
03/15/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 1

Little Caesars should have a sale today.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/15/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 1

*begins stabbing with fork*

"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/15/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 2

I was honestly expecting to see a promo on their website...

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/15/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 0

Gesundheit.

"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
03/15/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

Maybe an accidental nude picture gets sent after the bitchy one. ;)

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/15/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

Donkey shirt.