by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 03/15/2017 at 12:20
by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 03/15/2017 at 12:20
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If everyone was cars, like in the Disney movie, what car would you choose to be?
We’ll assume health would be akin to reliability. More interior space would make you smarter. (We’re assuming that’s where their brains are.) Towing, speed, and fuel economy are fairly intuitive for what they’d be good for. And of course styling would be the gauge of attractiveness.
So for example, if you choose a Ferrari 458. You’d be dumb because of the small interior room. You’d be very athletic, put lack towing capability (So like a soccer player versus a power lifter.) And of course the styling would be subjective. You’ll also have poor health and have crazy high medical expenses probably leading to a shorter lifespan than average. (Since you have to live everyday you can’t be a garage queen like in our world.)
So what car would you be Oppo?
"random001" (random001)
03/15/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 2
Your mom.
BURN!
"random001" (random001)
03/15/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0
A Corvette, of course.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/15/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0
Doc Hudson, easy.
"tacogx" (tacogx)
03/15/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 2
Eunos Cosmo is the right answer. Brains, sick voice, drift action, and UNRELIABLE!
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
03/15/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0
So you’re saying a Chevy Malibu would be smarter than an Aston Martin DB9?
"Pickup_man" (zekeh)
03/15/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1
Superbird, he wasn’t called The King for nothin.
"Toby F., Manager" (itsmefromhr)
03/15/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 2
I guess I’d be an Asian import built in America. A Toyota of some variant probably.
"Matthew Phillips" (flatsidewaysfl)
03/15/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0
Probably an XJ or an SJ of some sort.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/15/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0
Yes!
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/15/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 1
A WRC Evo9. Go any where and get there fast.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/15/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 0
What about a DSM?
"Hammerdown" (hammerdown32)
03/15/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 3
Hi.
"StoneCold" (StoneCold)
03/15/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0
Down-on-the-street smarts?
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/15/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0
GMC Sierra Crew Cab with 6.2V8:
Power.
Space.
Capacity.
Capability.
Reliability.
Not decided on having 4x4 or not.
I you ask what I am now though... probably a Crew Cab 4.3 4x4 S10. Slow, kinda ugly, runs like shit but RELIABLY like shit, space because crew cab but not tons because small truck, not much cargo capacity, rugged yet somewhat fragile at the same time.
"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
03/15/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 0
I’d probably be an older full-size truck.
Above the average car in terms of strength and power, but not to insane levels like current trucks; on the bigger side but not gigantic; interior isnt big but it isn’t small, so about average intelligence; handsome, but not overly attractive; and reliable, so healthy. Plus, as a bonus, it’s close to my birth year (GMT800 came out in 99, I was born in 98)
"tromoly" (tromoly)
03/15/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/15/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 2
I’d be either an E63 AMG Estate or an XFR-S Sportbrake. Not sure which, really.
Also, I take offense at the interior space=brain thing, because if that’s the case, Holly Shiftwell, the spy chick from Cars 2, would not have been as good an agent. The F1 and LMP cars would be dumber than they really are IRL, and those cars are the most advanced specimens you’ll ever see. Heck, GT3 would take offense at that, too.
All comes down to the ECU, really.
"Hoccy" (Hoccy)
03/15/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0
I’m quite smart without being completely van, in normal shape but not too quick or strong and in good health. Don’t look to good, but have some attractive traits. One you can depend on.
"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
03/15/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 0
Canyon Denali diesel
"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
03/15/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0
The potential to be smarter. Schooling would still be an issue!
"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
03/15/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 1
I feel this is leaving a lot out. Should you make it be from vehicles from your birth year? The year you finished high school, college, or started work? There’s too many unanswered variables that I need to know! Ahh!
lol
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
03/15/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0
i’d be myself
"TechBro" (techbro88)
03/15/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0
Their size doesn’t dictate the size of their brain, since they are really just a human welded into a car.
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
03/15/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/15/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0
NO. Torch has no power here!