"Hey Bman76, we have an open seat at our table tonight, can you go?"

Kinja'd!!! by "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
Published 03/15/2017 at 00:15

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At the business hall of fame induction (youngest and poorest person in the room by 10 years and many dollars) but I got free dinner! YAY!

Kinja'd!!!

Part way through the event I realized that it was the exact kind of event that gets robbed by every comic book villain.

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
03/15/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 2

I went to a work dinner and it was supposed to be a two beer maximum, the head of the division was like that’s bullshit it should be a two beer minimum. Needless to say, I had a few beers that night.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
03/15/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

It was an open bar, I had several beers.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
03/15/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0

Open bars are the best, sadly my company never provided such a luxury.

Kinja'd!!! "Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
03/15/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0

I went to a work dinner once with the CEO of the company + about 8 other coworkers. I was looking at the menu and there was a $75 ribeye that looked amazing but I wasn’t going to order it because who orders the most expensive thing on the menu when you’re out with the boss?

Then the CEO says to the table “if you’ve never had the ribeye, it’s fantastic. I encourage you to try it.” So I did, and it was amazing.

We drank a lot of very expensive wine that night too. It was a good night.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
03/15/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0

Dining on company dime is about the best thing ever. I might have gotten a little trashed at a dinner we had to celebrate finishing our class in Russia.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
03/15/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 1

This was a fancy civic fundraiser, not a company event.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/15/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 1

Starring for the gif

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
03/15/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 1

In a movie full of hilarity, Unikitty is the most memorable (and best) character by a mile.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/15/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 0

You’re getting invited to fancy dinners, meanwhile my boss walked up to my desk yesterday flipping through his calendar and said “I signed us up for some bike rides.”

I said, “who’s ‘us’?” And he responded with “you and me!”

Mind you, I haven’t ridden in over a year. I’m in no shape to go on any rides.

I might do two of the social rides. They’re short, slow-paced, and there will be noms at the end. Lol.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
03/15/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

Hahaha, it’s not like I’ve got anywhere else to be anyway. I’ll show up to most invitations of free food.

It was funny when the guest at our table asked me if I had kids (I lol’d and said “no, I’m 23) only to learn that he’s the assistant superintendent for the city’s school district.

We’ve got the city wide “corporate challenge” in August. I need to get in better (read:any) shape before that.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/15/2017 at 03:22, STARS: 1

Never give a Brit an open bar.

We don’t see it as, ‘oh that’s very nice, we’ll drink respectfully’.

We see it as a challenge to drink as much as possible before they realise just how much the tab is going to be and it reverts back to a paying bar.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/15/2017 at 04:23, STARS: 1

I start to agree, but then I think what about Metalbeard. Then I think what about Benny. Then I think about the fact that Good Cop/Bad Cop is Liam Neeson.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
03/15/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0

You see free food. I see networking potential. You get in the door now with, “remember when we were talking at the blah blah?” Or, “I was just discussing blah blah, with the associate director of the yammer stammer at the yip yip dinner the other day, and his wife said the most interesting thing.” It’s the real reason for these

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
03/15/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 1

Oh yeah, it’s just that I’m technically an intern and have only been there 5 months.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
03/16/2017 at 07:50, STARS: 0

Even better!