Do stickers make a Beamer go faster?

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Published 03/14/2017 at 17:59

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What are there, $300 worth of decals?


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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/14/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/14/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1

Ha because it’s tacky.

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
03/14/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 3

$5 says its a 323i.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/14/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 4

No they just make it worth less. Every time I a 3 series for sale with decals, aftermarket headlights, blacked out taillights, and black wheels, I just think “that car has been hooned to death, and never maintained.”

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/14/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 1

Yeah but it’s got a CAI that’s good for 30 HP - GOTTA be at least 275 to the wheels bro!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/14/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 2

“Worth”?

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/14/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 2

Haha agreed.

They say “kid-tested, kid-friendly (also kid-owned and driven)“

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/14/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 4

WTF?! Look at the angle of the wing. They had to have lost 5 mpg with the wing air brake.

Kinja'd!!! "Tazio, Count Fouroff" (tazio0625)
03/14/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 1

...with auto trans

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/14/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 0

MOAR DOWNFORCE

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/14/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 1

Hmmmm, I’m wondering what speed would lift the front wheels off the ground...

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/14/2017 at 18:22, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/14/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 0

Probably can start feeling it around 70 mph.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/14/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 2

Squids....

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
03/14/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 0

I’m thinking that there’s *slightly* more engineering work that went into your examples than this ratty E46.

Kinja'd!!! "B_dol" (bdolan40)
03/14/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 2

For the amount of those ‘upgrades’ they could buy an actual M3.... facepalm

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
03/14/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 2

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Reminds me of this one I saw. Guess what kind of brakes his car doesn’t have.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
03/14/2017 at 18:45, STARS: 0

Damn, that’s a nice air brake bro.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/14/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

Well yeah, theirs aren’t constant air brakes.

Kinja'd!!! "Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
03/14/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 1

Came here for this.

I’d worry about this thing going airborne but that air brake would no doubt keep it from getting to half that speed...

Kinja'd!!! "Orange Exige" (OrangeExige)
03/14/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0

He coulda opted for the subtle Brembo brake pads - he went for the best braking upgrade for the smallest cost (and the least obvious visible difference)!

What - not believable?!?? :P

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
03/14/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0

///M323i

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
03/14/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1

Ah yes, the rare M323i, with its raging 168hp from a 2.5L I6. Had a blistering 8 second 0-60 time. Truly one of the most sporting vehicles BMW has ever made.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/14/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0

Gotta love that stance low and wide sticker on a car sitting at stock ride height on skinny stock tires.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/14/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 0

You know looking at this again, I really like the decals on the side skirts, I hate everything else. But I like those,

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/14/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 1

I have general issues with Beamers. I’m more of a Cadillac CTS-V guy.