by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 03/13/2017 at 18:12
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 03/13/2017 at 18:12
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I’ve mentioned before that my mom had a Series 1 E-Type that she totaled.
“You’re... not the best driver.”
“I’m a great driver. I was reckless when I was young though.”
“But you totaled a lot of cars.”
“I was reckless and raced a lot I had to be a good driver to survive.”
“That’s not how good driving works.”
“Two crashes in three years I think it was. Or two in two, I don’t know. That doesn’t count your grandmother’s Camaro.”
“That would have been... 1967?”
“Yes.”
Two things I know: my mom has driven cooler cars than I ever will, and my mom is a shitty, shitty, shitty, shitty driver.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
03/13/2017 at 18:22, STARS: 9
Your mom has wrecked cooler cars than you’ll ever drive.
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
03/13/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 1
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/13/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0
Very true. She also owned, and as far as I know, never crashed, a 1963 Corvette, four Bel Airs (two 55s, a 56, and a 57), and a first gen MR2, that I thought was the coolest car in the world when I was a kid.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/13/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0
“Grandma flipped her vette...”