I had a customer named John Brown. 

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 03/13/2017 at 17:45

Tags: Customer service
STARS: 3

When I met him today, I called him James Brown. On my way out, I nearly called him Jim Brown. I was one Bobby away from one hell of a hat trick.

My feels:

Replies (9)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/13/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1

You forgot Leroy.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/13/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 0

Or John Browning. But really its his fault for having such a boooring name. Pffft, John Brown. What even IS a John Brown?

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/13/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 0

Call him Zac and ask him if his band will play

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/13/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 0

Hey, John Brown is pretty famous in the black community, too. Or at least he should be.

"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
03/13/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0

Charlie Brown!

"facw" (facw)
03/13/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown_(abolitionist)

"facw" (facw)
03/13/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 0

Regardless, I’m sure his soul is marching on.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/13/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 2

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/13/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 0

Abolitionist badass:

Or: