Almost washed the car yesterday.

Kinja'd!!! by "mazda616" (mazda616)
Published 03/13/2017 at 17:05

Tags: Kentucky Weather
STARS: 1


Glad I didn’t.

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It’s been snowing all day. Luckily, the ground is too warm for it to stick.

FYI for the social justice warriors about to complain about my park job. That lined off area is next to a ditch. It’s not for handicap accessibility or anything. Also, I got a big ass door ding from some idiot four months after I bought this car brand new. The paintless dent removal guy was almost unable to fix it. Therefore, I don’t take anymore chances with the folks and their various vehicles at my workplace. 

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Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/13/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 4

Here comes everyone to slam your park job!

Kinja'd!!! "ceanderson920" (ceanderson9290)
03/13/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 0

Nice park job Asshole, is your other car A BMW? I’m just joking!

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
03/13/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 0

I wish. Then I’d sell it and pay some medical bills.

No, the lined off area is just next to a ditch so I scooted over to avoid door dings. Someone hit my car with their door 4 months after I bought it brand new. Took the paintless dent removal guy 3 hours to get it out.

So, I’m a careful parker now.

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/13/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1

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“Oh, so snow comes with wax now?”

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
03/13/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

I had a free $33 car wash that expired today I planned to use, then it just *had* to snow and the county *had* to drown every horizontal surface in salt.

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
03/13/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 1

I edited the post to explain it.

Kinja'd!!! "ceanderson920" (ceanderson9290)
03/13/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 1

Agh! that would piss me off! I hate to say it but I always try to park by the nicest cars in the lot. I feel that people in shitboxes are the ones who will most likely door ding you over someone in a nice car.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/13/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 1

What’s done is done

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/13/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1

My sister in law’s husband, just bought a blue 2015 Mazda6. Which makes me sad because I hate him, and seeing him in one made me like them less. He is unfortunately an insufferable, douchecanoe. Before the Mazda6 he had a rusty red, 2006 Focus with an exhaust leak. I think it suited him better.

The funniest thing is my wife sad to her other sister that he got a new car and she doesn’t know what it is, but it looks really expensive, and wonders how the hell he paid for it. So I guess Mazda’s styling department did its job.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/13/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0

For what it’s worth, I’m on your side. I’m so neurotic about door dings that I park on the roof of my parking garage and always take the corner spot in any lot.

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
03/13/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 1

That’s awesome. Yeah, it does look like more of an expensive car than it really is. Especially in Touring and Grand Touring trims since those have the 19-inch wheels. I’ve had some shitty “Must be nice.” type remarks from coworkers and acquaintances regarding my car. Little do they know I only paid 20k for it after my trade.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
03/13/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0

I got into the habit of washing my car anyways regularly, it’s not just for aesthetics, but for rinsing off the salt from the underbody. Just that if it is indeed snowing I won’t pay as much attention on scrubbing every spot.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/13/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0

Yeah it’s really a relatively inexpensive car. But it looks like it could be a 40,000 dollar German sedan. I bet if you took off the Mazda badge and put on some BMW roundels you’d fool most people.

Heck you might even be able to get away with an Alfa badge, since no one know what an Alfa Romeo is, just that it’s European and expensive.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/13/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

Well in CA we had tons of rain and everything was clean, now spring just hit us out of nowhere and shit is covered in pollen. I fucking hate pollen, my nemesis.