I saw the two stories in my recommended and had to make this.

by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 03/13/2017 at 12:41

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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/13/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1

Hey I watched Oliver Stone’s Snowden movie I know that anti-Russians are watching me though my microwave.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

The Ruskis were also responsible for the Volvo diesel emmisions scandal.

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/13/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 4

“What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other … You can surveil someone through their phones, certainly through their television sets — any number of ways.”

Conway went on to say that the monitoring could be done with “microwaves that turn into cameras,” adding: “We know this is a fact of modern life.”

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/13/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 4

“I caught George Bush watching me through the microwave.” -Brian Williams

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 13

Mrs. Conway is a very intelligent, much accomplished woman. I do not understand how she can deliver blatant falsehoods with a straight face. I’ve read that she is somewhat blinded by a desire to be approved of by President Trump. Really, I think that therein lies the Trump phenomenon: Trump is the bully who everyone wants to like them. And in that vein, Trump views Vladimir Putin as the larger bully show admiration Donald Trump seeks.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 1

Wait ... your microwave doesn’t do this?

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0

Ttyymmnn: quit spreading fake news. Mrs. Conway didn’t really say that, did she?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 4

We don’t know what you’re talking about comrade.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 4

I think you nailed it.

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/13/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 1

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/13/us/politics/kellyanne-conway-obama-microwave-surveillance.html

"fintail" (fintail)
03/13/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 3

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
03/13/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0

Why do you think I’ve covered the entire microwave with duct tape?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 2

I thought it was a stylistic choice.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 2

Even if I clammed the final sentence. Thank you.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/13/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 1

You don’t have the Apple Smart Microwave? Dude.

"random001" (random001)
03/13/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 0

You mean Skeletor, master of evil?

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0

You only need to put tape over the actual webcam eye. And blue masking tape doesn’t leave behind the gummy adhesive like duct tape does.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/13/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1

Hang on. Pretty sure the printer is watching me. If I don’t make it, tell my family I love them.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1

(I’m actually laughing right now.) Mrs. Conway reminds me of Miss Teen South Carolina:

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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0

It was already too late for you.

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/13/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 2

She’s a very intelligent and educated individual. She’s not being blinded by anything. What she is doing is very intentional. The idea that a man has to be tricking or manipulating her is ridiculous.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

What they are doing is looking like an attempt to destroy our government. Maybe Donald Trump is a Russian secret agent.

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/13/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 5

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 0

Perfect!

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
03/13/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 0

You should probably stop eating so many hot pockets

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/13/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

I think they’re just trying to make themselves and their friends lots of money.

"IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/13/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 1

I DON’T GET IT

I know her ridiculous microwave spy comments but I don’t get the point of the gif.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0

Isn’t that the plan, whoever it is?

"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/13/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 1

the spin has now turned on itself. It truly is amazing to watch someone with a straight face answer respond to a question and go in a completely different topic. They need to put her mic on a 10 second delay and every time she changes the topic turn to yakety sax.

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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/14/2017 at 08:00, STARS: 1

There were just two stories run with those two pictures.