It's always fun when the rental gets a check engine light 

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 03/13/2017 at 19:25

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UPDATE: Drove 45 min to the nearest Budget and for the trouble they upgraded me to an Optima (which, hot damn Kia, you’ve come a long way) and told me not to bother filling the tank on the Dart.

Original text: And if course I’m a billion miles from the nearest Budget rental place. Car is a 201x Dart with 33k miles that until now I’ve been pretty impressed with.


Replies (29)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 3

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/13/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1

Damn, that sucks. They should have to come bring you another car and pick that one up. I doubt they will, mind you, but they should have known better than renting out a Dart.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/13/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

Yes.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 4

I’m out of ideas.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/13/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

So far I’ve liked it. In many ways it reminds me of my old Neon. Cheap, cheerful, and chuckable.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/13/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

If only I had thought ahead and brought my scantool on vacation with me.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/13/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 1

I’ve never had that in a rental car, but I did have a U-Haul with the check engine light on from the start. They told me to ignore it.

Kinja'd!!! "bwp240" (bwp240)
03/13/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0

Call their 800-number. Ask them to bring you another car.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/13/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 0

Bluetooth? Aren’t those the absolute BOMB?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0

A lot of parts stores will let you borrow one.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/13/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

Or I could drive 45 mins to the nearest Budget and demand a free upgrade for the trouble. I’m supposed to have the car until friday.

Kinja'd!!! "area man" (hurrburgring)
03/13/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0

Gas cap?

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/13/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

Haven’t put gas in it yet.

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
03/13/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 1

you can try one of the following

get some electric tape and tape over the CEL
If you don’t have electric tape, find an evergreen and use a leaf to cover the light
Find a nearby electronics store. Buy Note 7. Use the lighter app to light the car on fire.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/13/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 0

Drive it like you rented it!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/13/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0

As long as you are not too far from civilization I would just keep driving it.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
03/13/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 0

Does it still run OK? Probably something minor like an O2 sensor.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/13/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0

FCA.

Kinja'd!!! "Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
03/13/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0

A dodge product with a lit up check engine light?

Now I’ve seen everything

/sarcasm

Sorry you got saddled with that pos

Kinja'd!!! "BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius)
03/13/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 1

Re: the Optima -

It’s really really nice, huh? Friend of mine bought a 13 brand new and didn’t even have maintenance items need repair until 110k miles. It’s a good bargain for a boring car.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/13/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

Uhaul, never again.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/13/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

I had the optima last summer for about 600 miles of pavement pounding, I liked it a lot. 190 HP is nice in a 4 banger.

Kinja'd!!! "Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans)
03/13/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0

I had a Dart rental for like 12 hours once. It developed a weird noise from the engine compartment just in the half-day I had it. Pieces of unequivocal crap.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/13/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0

It feels more like 150

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/13/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

To me it felt similar if a bit more peppy than a 4-cy camary.

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
03/13/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0

The Dart looks like a decent car but I see so few of them around here. Did Dodge/FCA ever make a hot version of this car?

As far as Kia goes: yes, they’ve come a very long way.

Kinja'd!!! "pjhusa" (pjhuskinja)
03/13/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

It’s always fun when the rental has a burger under the hood:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/so-whats-under-the-hood-1792370677

Kinja'd!!! "dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
03/13/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 0

My dad owns a base 2014 Optima and it’s pretty nice, definitely doesn’t feel poverty spec.