F***ing squirrels

Kinja'd!!! by "Shane MacGowan's Teeth" (shaneteeth)
Published 03/11/2017 at 13:22

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Kinja'd!!!


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Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
03/11/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0

Damn varmints.

Is that a Jeep?

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
03/11/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

I had some squirrel absolutely destroy my MJ’s taillight harness last summer. I chased it out from under the truck a whole bunch. Then one morning I started the truck and backed out only to find a squirrel cowering under the front end with the tail covered in blood. Felt like cold hard payback... Do you know how hard it is to track down an MJ taillight harness? Good god.

My supervisor got it a lot worse though. He was driving down the road when suddenly all the dash lit up, so he pulled over and opened the hood to find a squirrel staring him right in the face with dead eyes, twitching, with its guts strung out and wrapped around the pulleys, serp belt hanging off with some good chew marks. Between tow bills and complete cleaning, it was a $600 insurance claim.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/11/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 2

Don’t look at me, I haven’t chewed a wire in months

Kinja'd!!! "Shane MacGowan's Teeth" (shaneteeth)
03/11/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 0

Yep