What's the Worst Factory-Installed Fake Vent?

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Published 03/09/2017 at 23:59

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I submit the 2nd gen North American Focus. These are tacky chrome plastic, obviously fake, and only on certain trims. They bother me greatly. What do you got Oppo? I’m going to bed - let’s have some cringe-worthy stuff to scare us awake tomorrow morning.


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Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
03/10/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 6

I really dislike the fake vents of the hood of the facelifted Genesis Coupe

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Kinja'd!!! "BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest." (bmanultima)
03/10/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 2

The fake window vents common on Mustangs.

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/10/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 2

Buick

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/10/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 10

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Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/10/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 12

Buick’s upward pointing ones are especially galling:

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Also, everything about the QX80 is awful, including the vents:

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Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
03/10/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 5

The new Nissan Titan has terrible fender “vents”

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
03/10/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 0

Worst part of living in Nashville is seeing those monstrosities driving around. Usually with MANUFACTURER plates because no matter how ugly they are freeish to them.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
03/10/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/10/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 3

trick question they are all equally terrible

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
03/10/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 0

Hoodscoops

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/10/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 5

Dats easy

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Gotta vent them doors!

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/10/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 2

Turns out one of those vents on th qx is functional and the other is just for symetry

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/10/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

the new BMW 3 series swooshie fender vent things are pretty garish too...

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
03/10/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 8

Counterpoint: I think the best is the one on the bottom of the front fender on the last Saab.

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Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/10/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 10

A vent, a door.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/10/2017 at 01:47, STARS: 7

Hmm, then it has one of the ugliest functional ones, and one of the ugliest fake ones...

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/10/2017 at 01:51, STARS: 3

hhmm, pretty sure its a lambo

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
03/10/2017 at 02:00, STARS: 10

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What exactly are these vents even supposed to be for if they WERE functional? Testing exhaust fume/air mixture? Can’t be for venting the rear wheel wells since THEY’RE WIDER THAN THE DAMN TIRES.

Civic hatch btw.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/10/2017 at 02:09, STARS: 3

I don’t recall if the MG SV-R side vents are fake or functional, but they are hideous.

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Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/10/2017 at 02:15, STARS: 1

Those things aren’t vents they’re gills!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/10/2017 at 02:39, STARS: 0

Are they fake or functional though?

Because along with the vents on the bonnet. I find it hard to believe a 4.6 litre V8 needs that much venting.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
03/10/2017 at 02:44, STARS: 1

They look fake from this angle. Think they’re blanked off, since there’s no light coming through them whatsoever.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/10/2017 at 03:00, STARS: 2

Like the TVR Sagaris bonnet vents.

But the bonnet vents on the Sagaris that were real but made fake because stones were thrown up by the wheels and would come through the vents and break the windscreen.

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Though there are a few that have made them real and work.

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Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/10/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 0

Does the 3 get those or just the 4? (Minor detail, the 4 is just a 3 with a different name because BMW). Also, I think that vent is functional on the M models. (Not that that makes the fake one any better.)

Kinja'd!!! "nafsucof" (galinskiomatic)
03/10/2017 at 07:42, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/10/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 0

Counterpoint to almost anything on here:

What would these look like WITHOUT the vents? Aftermarket is one thing, it’s something stuck on to an already complete design that usually messes up the lines. Factory are usually design cheater devices. Quite often you’ll find that without messing with something else, taking away the vent can actually make it worse. At least imo.

You’re Focus, for example. It really needs some Dodge Charger style treatment on the fender or else it just looks kinda dumb with that body line just getting chopped.

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Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
03/10/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 0

I didn’t know this car existed...now I need one.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/10/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 5

This is what it actually looks like without the fake vent - some trims didn’t get it:

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While I agree that if it looked like your Photoshop, the fake vent might actually help break up a flat spot. But they already have a body crease there. That helps make it interesting without trying to be something that its not.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/10/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 2

That’s actually what I was trying to draw in before I admitted I didn’t have the skills and gave up.

Which means you’re right, that vent is useless on every level.

Kinja'd!!! "Shab" (rishabn)
03/10/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 3

I hate the fake black vents on the back of the new Civic hatch. Would love that car if it wasn’t for those

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Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
03/10/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 2

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Buick. Enclave.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/10/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 0

I like that when presented with the issue, TVR couldn’t come up with wire mesh on their own.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/10/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 1

There aren’t many in existence.

MG acquired Qvale in Italy and bought the rights to the Qvale Mangusta back in around 2000 and set about making a something that would hopefully ignite MG sales. Unfortunately it did not. But something special was left when MGRover Group died.

That and between 2002 and 2005, using the Ford modular 4.6 V8, the rear wheel drive MG ZT V8 and the Rover 75 V8, both cars came in saloon and estate form and were originally front wheel drive but made rear wheel drive for the engines.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
03/10/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0

I’m not entirely sure how much they progressed from the initial idea, making some prototypes and then going with blank vents they got to be honest. They may of thought it was too much work to put into the build.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/10/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

I like the new Civic hatch a lot. I don’t like those huge fake vents. But it would be a big empty space without them. I think it would be kind of cool if they put the reverse lights down there or something.

Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
03/10/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 1

I know! I see so many of them every day. How did a truck that ugly get birthed? The first gen Titan was no beauty queen but it had honest styling.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
03/10/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1

Seriously. Nissan just decided to take a piece of every truck on the market, put it together, and that is not a pretty look.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/10/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 0

you are exactly right - I keep calling the 4 a 3...