Don't cross the streams

Kinja'd!!! by "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
Published 03/09/2017 at 20:08

Tags: Morons
STARS: 5


OH NOES ITS HAPPENING U GUISE, WAKE UP SHEEPLE! THE SUPERHEATED JET EXHAUST IS MEETING FREEZING AIR AND CAUSING ATMOSPHERIC MOISTURE TO CONDENSE RIGHT BEHIND THE ENGINES, WHICH YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WITH THE NAKED EYE! WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE FINE OH NOOOOO

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/09/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 0

That’s just what the chemtrails have programmed you to think.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/09/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 2

OH GOD THE SCIENCE! OH GREAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN THE SKY SAVE US FROM BILL NYE!

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
03/09/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 2

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

The chemtrails have gotten into the water source.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/09/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0

Please tell me you don’t actually believe that.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/09/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 0

Oh hell no. But it’s fun to pretend sometimes.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/09/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 1

That’s a relief, one can never tell on the insterweb.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/09/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 1

GODDAMN BILL NYE WITH YOUR LIES

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/09/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 0

Oh for fuck’s sake. I knew this was made by an idiot when I saw “PRODOMINATLY” in the opening, but this is... just... I need to drink. I can’t believe we share a planet with these people.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
03/09/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 1

YUO FOOL! THATS NOT ATMOSPHERIC WATER IT IS. CHEMTRAILS!!!!! CHEMTTAILS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually it’s not atmospheric water, the engines make a couple hundred pounds of water per minute from combustion.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/09/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 0

I just .... no .... fucking hell ...

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/09/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1

Heavens to mergatroid! The CIA mind-beams is after us! That’s why my garage door opener don’t work no more! Martha, get my armadillo helmet!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Jobjoris" (Jobjoris)
03/10/2017 at 05:11, STARS: 1

Chemtrails for the win! What do they put in it over there, Jägermeister?

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
03/10/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/10/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 1

Nah, Jager won’t atomize properly when sprayed. I hear they use Bud Light mixed with Miracle-Gro.

Kinja'd!!! "Jobjoris" (Jobjoris)
03/10/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 1

It’s all better than the cheese and tulips they use over here!