Fahrenheit GTI Tragically Lost in Detroit Storm

Kinja'd!!! by "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
Published 03/09/2017 at 15:37

Tags: DETROIT ; MK5 ; GTI ; FAHRENTHEIT
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Orange you going to join us in a moment of silence?

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Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
03/09/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

At least something got it in Detroit besides theft.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 2

I went to school in Detroit for four years, riding and driving around, then lived four more years just north in the suburb of Warren and never had a single theft. Once some kid got into my Civic when I forgot to lock it in the apartment parking lot. But if he’d have stolen it, I’d have been better off. Theft does happen, but Detroit is not the free-for-all Wild West everyone seems to imagine.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/09/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 8

Post to Vortex. Receive compliments on rear wheel tuck.

Kinja'd!!! "superhead" (superhead)
03/09/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1

Define “tragically”

Kinja'd!!! "Tennessee Dreamer" (smokymtnhigh)
03/09/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1

that house is pretty sweet though!

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/09/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0

But it is home to many many cheap Jeeps that cause pain and despair.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
03/09/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0

Are these things rare? I live in NJ we see an inordinate amount of VWs on the road and with spoiled brats as children and hedge-fund managing parents there are more than a few Golf Rs at high schools in this state.

Point is I have no idea if these are in fact special, or just orange.

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
03/09/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0

I’ll drink a shot of Jagermeister in its memory

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 1

Rare special edition, cool color.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0

Apparently they only sold 1200 orange GTI’s in the US. There were also yellow GLI’s. I always liked them because yellow and orange were the most interesting colors I saw on Mk5's.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
03/09/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 1

Yeah I see plenty of both out here, I guess I figured it was more of a 5000 unit production considering how many are in NJ.

Moving on.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 0

Detroit has great old houses, but may need maintenance. Google street view for “Indian Village” & “Boston-Edison District”.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0

Considering you’re probably near the HQ for H2Oi, I don’t doubt the VW concentration.

Kinja'd!!! "superhead" (superhead)
03/09/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 0

Yeah I know what it is. Doesn’t change the fact that’s it’s a MKV and MKVs are super hideous.

Kinja'd!!! "superhead" (superhead)
03/09/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 0

My grandparents live in Springfield MA, and their house is that exact same style. The turret is missing though. I know it used to be there, and I don’t know for sure what it was removed. Also their house is light blue and white.

Kinja'd!!! "LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly)
03/09/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

This post was conveniently displayed below your comment @TylerLinner as a counter-point:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/detroit-versus-detroit-1791760970

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

I figured someone would bring that up.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0

I am not a huge fan either, but being rare, and a cool color, I will mourn it. There are too few orange cars on the street, and that number just dropped by one.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 1

I think Tracy’s pain and despair are mostly self-inflicted. :)

Kinja'd!!! "AkursedX" (akursedx)
03/09/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

I used to own a Fahrenheit GTI and lived in Detroit (that’s not my old one though)

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Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0

I saw one around Warren pretty often.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/09/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 2

Nooo! it’s always the good that die young. I was parking my car near trees all day hoping one would give me an insurance pay out and an upgrade from the buffalo. BUT NOOOOOO they only want the GTI’s. damn it

Kinja'd!!! "Tennessee Dreamer" (smokymtnhigh)
03/09/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 1

thanks for the tip, i’m a nerd for unique residential architecture

Kinja'd!!! "arl" (arl1968)
03/09/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 0

He’s going to need Audi TT read pads to level that out.

Kinja'd!!! "The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
03/09/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 0

Sweet stance, bro.

Kinja'd!!! "Tennessee Dreamer" (smokymtnhigh)
03/09/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 0

the turret makes it! but i’d like to know the purpose of that grey/white band near the top, and is that a window on it?

Kinja'd!!! "superhead" (superhead)
03/09/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0

I think that’s a balcony, not sure why there would be a window in it though.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

There, there. Your car will be mercilessly crushed eventually.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/09/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0

Do you think so? I hope so.

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0

Make sure you go camping in a dying forest during a windstorm.

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
03/09/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
03/09/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 0

Nothing of value was lost

Kinja'd!!! "TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
03/09/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 0

What is this wonderful fuckery?

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
03/09/2017 at 18:22, STARS: 0

Honda Bro. http://oppositelock.kinja.com/our-man-of-the-trucks-andrew-p-collins-is-a-shooting-1792742532