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Kinja'd!!! by "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
Published 03/09/2017 at 14:44

Tags: Chemtrails
STARS: 2


Kinja'd!!!

Several of my neighbors are convinced there is such a thing as Chemtrails. After given scientific evidence against it they continue to believe. One posted a picture of two trails crossing to which I replied ‘It’s to allow the aliens to hone in to your location’. I went back to delete my comment but not before a lady down the street replied. She probably won’t be speaking to me.

Politics and chem trails, ruining neighbor relations since their real problems ended, what a bored community. This is why I don’t have friends.

Car related, I’m still getting used to the new Escape. Wish they didn’t bring it down so low but beginning to like it more.


Replies (27)

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
03/09/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1

Well, have they told you about BeachBody?

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/09/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 2

Conspiracy theories fascinate me. Really just because I like to laugh at how crazy these people are.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/09/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1

Yeah if these peeps are your neighbors you do not want them to think you’re an enemy.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
03/09/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 2

You should’ve wrote “wait til you find out what they’re putting in the water!” lol

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/09/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 2

Reading this post reminds how much I miss Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell, reading what these nuts post is one thing, having them call into a radio show at 3 am is even better entertainment.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/09/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

That’s when you reply with “I fertilize my lawn with Chem trails.”

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/09/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 3

No, you do not want to engage these people at all.

Next thing you know they’ve decided you’re an agent and they’re hiding in your trash barrel when you leave for work.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
03/09/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 2

As an aircraft mechanic, I like to try to egg these people on as much as possible. I just make a lot of “cannot confirm nor deny” type comments.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/09/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Don’t tell me they’re not real.

I can see them with my own eyes!

Kinja'd!!! "accordingto" (accordingto)
03/09/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 0

Overlap between MLM scams, believing conspiracy theories, and voting for Trump - frequent.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/09/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 4

I’m always reminded of this righteous Twitter own:

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These people are fucking morons, and they should be publicly shamed.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
03/09/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 2

S’ok. If it’s a cold morning, the “chemtrails” that pour out of the car’s exhaust will scare ‘em off.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/09/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 3

Oh next tell them that Pokemon Go was a ploy to get pictures of the interiors of buildings.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/09/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 1

I can’t believe how nuts these guys are.. I’d be afraid they’d die of dehydration.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/09/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 0

Those are the same arguments I am reading. They are calling not believers idiots.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/09/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 0

Best not to stroke the paranoia.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
03/09/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1

That’s the plan ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/09/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 0

That was written many times!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/09/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0

With the mental gymnastics they’re able to do to believe this stuff you can never be sure of what they’re capable of.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/09/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0

Yeah, I would have lost it.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
03/09/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0

Dude there are chem trails in the water! Remember when maverick and goose crashed their fighter jet? There was that trail of green in the water behind them!

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/09/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 0

Check this out -

“Chem trails are real. I have a “non believer” in the family who makes fun of me for noticing them (even though I am highly trained in biotech and far more qualified than most non believers). I like to point out the fact that since we’ve been getting chem trailed this family member’s “childhood asthma” has returned and I am going to Costco to purchase NyQuil in bulk just so this person can breathe while they sleep at night.

Bottom line: they’re not water vapor and they are affecting many people’s health. Those who try to dismiss our health issues are about as callous as non-diabetics who harass diabetics that want less corn syrup in processed foods. Some people it affects more than others. Many of us are highly intelligent members of the scientific community so quit disparaging us.”

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/09/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

They call anybody with verifiable science idiots, and rant the loudest. This is why we’re post-fact.

Kinja'd!!! "JRapp: now as good as new again" (jrapp)
03/09/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 1

See if you can spin this in a positive direction and tell them that the chem-trails are only impacting their health because of the declining bee population, which in the past used to better neutralize the effects by absorbing the hazardous chemicals mid-air.

I mean if correlation is causation, you can take this pretty far, and maybe get them to care about something worth caring about.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/10/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0

That’s some grade A crazy right there.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/10/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

Perfect!

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/22/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0

Global warming because chemtrails, right?