by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 03/08/2017 at 18:00

Tags: FO
STARS: 3

For thine year of 2017 Anno Domini, Formula Oppo shall have rules!

Thine rules are as follows: For every race thou will pick a driver who thou think will place first. Thou will then pick a different driver for second place. Then shalt thou pick a third, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt pick, and the number of the picking shall be three. Four shalt thou not pick, neither pick thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then pickest thou thy Pole Position diver. Nothing besides what hath been mentioned prior shall be posted in the comments sections of the competition rounds. THOU SHALL NOT SPAM!

Thine points shall be awarded in thus manner:

1 st - 25 points

2 nd - 18 points

3 rd - 15 points

Pole Position- 5 points

If thou chooses to curse a driver to crash out or retire first, then thou shalt be awarded 5 points . If said driver finishes the race, then thou shall be deducted 5 points from the race total, fore thou haft been a dick and must be punished. If the driver still fails to finish, but is not the first out, thou shall be awarded no points . This gambling carries a great risk, but may also pay out a sum most helpful.

Thou shalt make thine driver picks known when a post asking for them is posted. Thou shalt have until Q1 to make up thine minds or they shall forfeit said round and be awarded no points because thou haft been a sloth.

Thou shalt not miss more than 5 races. If thou art absent for 6 or more races thou shalt be kickethed to thine curb like Manor F1. Thine points shall be rendered nil and thou shalt live in infamy.

Thine winner shall be the one who finishes the season with the most points. He or she shall receive a prize most coveted, The Gilded Bernie. Last year’s winner shall keep Thine Gilded Bernie and to the winner of this year shall be sent an email with an attached file.

If there is any addendum that thou wish to add to thine rules speaketh now. Any further changes to the rules are subject to FIA judgment.

The first round begins on the 18th of March, 2017.

Replies (17)

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
03/08/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0

The Gilded Bernie hasn’t been unceremoniously released from FO?

"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/08/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 0

will there be punch and pie?

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/08/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 4

[excited rabid screaming]

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/08/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 1

Do we get points for predicting the laps on which the Mclaren Hondas will blow up?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
03/08/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0

Cake

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
03/08/2017 at 18:19, STARS: 0

Formation lap.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/08/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 1

My picks shall be delivered tied upon the leg of an African swallow.

"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
03/08/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 1

But that will change the air-speed velocity!

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
03/08/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 3

This is a lie!

"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
03/08/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 0

Any chance of McLaren fan pity points if Alonso grabs a camera?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
03/08/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 1

Nein

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/08/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 1

Are you suggesting picks are migratory?

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
03/08/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 1

I pick Alonso to win it all after orchestrating the greatest sandbag and race-throwing conspiracy in the history of sports.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/08/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 0

Only the shrubbery is migratory.

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/08/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0

I will absolutely fucking win this shit. And if I don’t, you will send me in the wastes where Jdrentarol You-Know-Him lives.

"JawKnee" (JawKnee)
03/09/2017 at 07:26, STARS: 0

Cake is always a lie

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/11/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 0

I shall make an effort this year as there is a small chance that merc wont finish 1-2 each race.