Kinja'd!!! by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 03/08/2017 at 10:30

Tags: POETRYLOPNIK ; SUBARU
STARS: 9


Kinja'd!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These flowers are purple
And that’s my Subaru!


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/08/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 2

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

My truck is grey

One of three ain’t bad.

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Can you tell what subject I sucked at in school? :)

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/08/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 1

What? You somekinda high falutin’ Red Coat? Here in ‘Merica it spelled Gray.

Gray vs. Grey

Gray and grey are different spellings of the same word, and both are used throughout the English-speaking world. But gray is more common in American English, while grey is more common in all the other main varieties of English. In the U.K., for instance, grey appears about twenty times for every instance of gray. In the U.S. the ratio is reversed.

Lol

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/08/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 1

Canadian.

I seriously have no idea about these two though. I know I was taught that one was American and the other was “correct”, but I’d long since forgotten what’s what. I pretty much just split my time between them

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/08/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

Lol, I just thought it was funny. Plus I mean Canada may as well be America....

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/08/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

Yeah... I’ve said before, for all the shit-talking that goes back and forth, the biggest difference culture-wise is that we feel the need to explain and prove why and how we aren’t American.

Side note, I’ve got a shirt on the subject. “Proudly North American”. Too bad it doesn’t fit anymore.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/08/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 1

O h I know. Been there many a time. I like that is is different. Otherwise what the hell is the point?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/08/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1

Well, there might have been one 200 years ago but whatever it is today, besides that we enjoy being just a little not-USA... dunno. On that note, if you ever need your White House burned again, just ask :)

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/08/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1

I mean I’d take you up on that, but I think the President is fire retardant from all that spray on.