How's your day without women going?

Kinja'd!!! by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 03/08/2017 at 07:52

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So far every woman in my department is present, accounted for and not in red. Guess we missed the memo.


Replies (75)

Kinja'd!!! "TechBro" (techbro88)
03/08/2017 at 08:00, STARS: 4

It’s almost like most people have a life and a job. But it sounds nice in theory.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/08/2017 at 08:02, STARS: 1

Fine. We have one woman that works in our department, and she wouldn’t participate. And my wife is unwilling to not take care of our children, so there’s that...

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
03/08/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 1

I don’t have a gf, sooo....

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
03/08/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 8

Haven’t left my apartment, but can confirm, no women in my apartment.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 1

#foreveralone

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/08/2017 at 08:07, STARS: 0

Where do you work?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/08/2017 at 08:07, STARS: 1

all the women at my work turned up.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
03/08/2017 at 08:08, STARS: 2

Shitty. All the women are here.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 0

My wife wasn’t aware it was a thing until I mentioned it. Then she just rolled her eyes.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/08/2017 at 08:10, STARS: 0

no women have shown up to my office

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:11, STARS: 0

In the office of a multinational bank. My employer would have 0 problem with any of the ladies striking.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:12, STARS: 0

Better luck next time.

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
03/08/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 4

Kinja'd!!!

Super fabulous. Just like any other day.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 0

From being in a similar line of work I’m going to assume that there are no women employed at your office.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 1

No shoes, no women, no problems.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/08/2017 at 08:14, STARS: 1

Same here!

Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
03/08/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 2

But, do women go there on a normal day?

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
03/08/2017 at 08:17, STARS: 1

Didn’t get the memo here either...

But my girlfriend apparently did... now ex girlfriend. so that was fun.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
03/08/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 1

Well I have an accounting class and a tax exam. I’m going to assume that no one will be missing. If they are, we just call that skipping. A good chunk of my class is women too so we would notice.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
03/08/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 1

I wonder if it will cause more damage than when Star Wars came out and companies claimed they’d lose billions as folks flocked to the theater and not work?

I need to find that article.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:19, STARS: 0

Sorry for your loss.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:20, STARS: 0

I can’t imagine a prof accepting that as an excuse to miss an exam.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/08/2017 at 08:20, STARS: 0

Are you guys salaried or hourly?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:21, STARS: 0

According to my informal poll here on Oppo it won’t.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:22, STARS: 0

It’s a mix.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
03/08/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 2

Senior Year Accounting Professors do not take anything from anyone. We’re to close to working in Accounting firms for that.

Kinja'd!!! "spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
03/08/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 1

I actually own a red shirt for once, so I’m wearing that, but I don’t think the only two other women who work here even know what’s going on. They voted for Trump though, so they wouldn’t be participating even if they did know about it.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
03/08/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 2

Thanks, it was fun while it lasted, wasn’t a super long time to waste.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/08/2017 at 08:25, STARS: 1

Seems pretty strange that a corporation would have no problem with salaried workers striking. Can I give you guys some things to strike for? Mine as well stay home if you’re still getting paid, right? What multinational bank? There’s probably a plethora of things they’ve done to warrant a strike.

Kinja'd!!! "TechBro" (techbro88)
03/08/2017 at 08:26, STARS: 0

They would probably have to take a vacation day. But as long as there is enough people to cover, then why would they care?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 0

They try very hard to maintain an inclusive image.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/08/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 3

no

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/08/2017 at 08:28, STARS: 1

there are not, its my boss (a guy) and myself (a guy)

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
03/08/2017 at 08:28, STARS: 2

The Force is strong with this one

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 0

And they shouldn’t.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
03/08/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 0

more time for car projects now.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 0

... and more money for projects.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/08/2017 at 08:33, STARS: 1

Why would a corporation care about salaried workers going on strike? I’m gonna let you think about this one for a bit.

Also, taking vacation time is not striking. Do they really not teach this stuff in schools anymore? Give me a PO Box and I’ll mail you this for free.

https://www.amazon.com/Peoples-History-United-States/dp/0060838655

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
03/08/2017 at 08:33, STARS: 1

From a 2005 article:

http://www.upi.com/Star-Wars-costs-US-employers-big-time/70931116263384/

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/08/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 3

You’d be surprised how the image goes out the window when it starts to affect the bottom line.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
03/08/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 1

Very true! I only have to pay for one dinner now!

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
03/08/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 1

All female employees of the city of Providence were told they would face no penalty for not being in today, so municipal court is a ghost town as all the people there except the clerk are women. As a result, we’re not booting cars today, just doing warning notices. So...pretty good, actually.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
03/08/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 1

I support women but there’s a time and a place. The day of a huge exam isn’t one. Public accounting is pretty good about it too. There’s was a huge problem with gender diversity that is still being fixed, but it is being fixed quite quickly. I’m interviewing right now and I speak to my 3rd person on Thursday. The recruiter-Women, the first Senior Manager-Man, the second Senior Manager-Women. 2/3 is pretty good.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
03/08/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 2

I’m showing up today. It’s hard enough to get and keep gainful employment while transgender. While my current company loves the hell out of me, I don’t want to take that chance.

I will continue to protest in all other ways I do best. :)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 0

You might be surprised how much my employer values their image in an industry were not a lot differentiates you from your competitor in the way of services offered.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 2

I support your decision to stay gainfully employed.

Kinja'd!!! "Azrek" (azrek)
03/08/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 1

According to this poll...a day without Star Wars nerds would cripple the entire world. I am good with this!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 2

We’ll ride in single file to mask our numbers.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/08/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 1

i wish I could have a day with out my women. she’s driving me crazy!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 0

Just tell her to gtfac.

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
03/08/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 2

My wife went to work. She didn’t know about it until I mentioned it a few minutes ago. The majority of the credit union branch I work at is female but I assume they will be there. The cause is understandable, but most where I live can’t afford to miss work.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0

Greetings fellow banker.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
03/08/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 1

get the fucking Acura coupe? hell no! I will not have an over priced accord in my house!!!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 0

It’s extra chromey.

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
03/08/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 1

Half the women in my office aren’t here, but that’s only because another location is getting an ISO audit for certification so they gotta be there. Otherwise, business as normal.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/08/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 2

My wife is not going to work today... because she has Wednesdays off anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
03/08/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 0

You’re in banking too? Cool. What do you do?

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
03/08/2017 at 09:24, STARS: 0

enjoy it!

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
03/08/2017 at 09:26, STARS: 1

I expect no difference at my relatively progressive employer, but I also doubt there would be a hubbub if some women decided to take the day for their cause.

I suspect some of the Randian devotees are up in arms about the idea of widespread general action though, next thing you know Lenin will be here.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 1

I work in access management. I create tooling for us to add/remove/update access automagically and semi-automagically. 

Kinja'd!!! "TechBro" (techbro88)
03/08/2017 at 09:33, STARS: 0

Well for one, I viewed this as a strike against the government, not employers. And more of a symbolic strike at that.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/08/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0

http://gizmodo.com/why-the-women-of-gizmodo-are-on-strike-today-1793063092

probably a smart move to close the comments section on that one

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/08/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 0

It’s a general strike. Strikes always have both symbolic and practical aims.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 0

That’s a shame I’d love to see that shit show.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/08/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 1

haha when I saw the article I skipped the entire thing straight down to the bottom only for major dissapointment

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/08/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 0

What was supposed to happen today?

I’m a dude and wearing a red shirt, does that count? Then again, I’m wearing red because that was just the color I picked out of the closet today.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
03/08/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1

The one woman that works in my area is wearing pink, but I highly doubt that that’s related, given what she’s mentioned about politics.

Really, I feel like this won’t have that much of an impact where it really matters (other than being mocked by right-wing media), even though I support the cause that it’s attempting to call attention to, due to the nature of attempting to implement national protest in such a large nation. However, at the same time, I don’t think it’s really going to cause any harm either, so more power to those that want to try.

In any case, I suspect that the strike that would be most effective is one that can be sustained, which calling off work for a day can’t be. Somewhere I saw a sex strike being suggested, and that might be the way to go - it can be sustained indefinitely, after all.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 10:04, STARS: 0

All women are supposed to be on strike today and people should wear red to show their support.

So use your choice of red shirt to appear fully woke.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 0

The Jezebel article was open when I looked at it but they appear to be hitting trolls hard.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 0

But a sex strike only affects their husband/boyfriends

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/08/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/08/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 1

I didn’t even know till my boss said something. All the women are here at work not wearing red. Maybe they take pride in their work or something. IDK

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/08/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1

Yeah, no one I have talked to knew anything about it but then I am talking to them at work.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
03/08/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 1

My work is stuck in 1983 still. No anything day.