by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 03/07/2017 at 20:28
by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 03/07/2017 at 20:28
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STARS: 13
As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t been around much in a few weeks. I’m busy with some career-related stuff and that’s cut down on my Oppo shenanigans time.
Now, for some things
1. I don’t have a truck yet
2. <3 u stil hodnabro
3. I’m not dead
4. I still have the car that shall not be named and yes it’s still a POS.
5. I’m not really back, I’m just checking in. Doooody calls.
Now, have a picture of somebody else’s S4.
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
03/07/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 2
GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/07/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 5
Welcome back. We, uh, created something in your apparent memoriam.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 3
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0
shhhh, they can’t find out.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/07/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 3
"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/07/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 6
This is fake ruse engineered by TheHondaBro
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 2
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 3
Damn, Scoob solves another one.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/07/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 3
he said doody
https://boston.craigslist.org/sob/cto/6013265078.html
dat blue
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0
what a sight 100 courics is.
And mhmmmmm, it’s a shame the plasti dip look so poorly done.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/07/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 0
I thought you got the truck a while ago.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0
I was supposed to. The dealer failed to disclose to me it was a lemon-buyback vehicle until the last second.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/07/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 0
When did TheHondaBro let you out of the basement? I thought he locked the door, & threw away the key.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 2
Clarice showed up.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/07/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 2
Jackasses.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0
Yeah, I wasn’t too happy about it. Also looked an awful lot like a rental fleet vehicle, but that wasn’t listed in the Carfax.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
03/07/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 1
Probably just owned by someone who couldn’t give two shits about it.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/07/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 0
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/07/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 1
Thank the DSG gods you’re alive. We were this close to sending the Oppo investigation team to find you. Which consists of hondabro and scoob (not very productive).
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
03/07/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 1
1. Gahhhh
2. Only because he let you out of the basement
3.
4. For why
5. Gahhhh
6. Everybody hates lists. You know that!
Seriously though, it should tell you something that you were missed on here enough to have a seal of approval named after you.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
03/07/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 2
Best wishes on your career adjustments
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/07/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 1
How accurate. TheB5 is the same color as the recycling bin.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
03/07/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0
hi
"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/07/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0
hey
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/07/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0
/s
I know college is hard Scoob, im refering to both of you in a joking matter. plz dont ban from slack.
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
03/07/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 1
powerstroke
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0
hello
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0
yes, but jkm still doesn’t need a diesel.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 1
Thanks!
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/07/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 1
Hahah, but what if I’m still in his basement but got access to the internets?
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
03/08/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0
its not good to lie to yourself
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
03/08/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 1
YAY! YOU’RE BACK!
We missed you.
I even made my own highly coveted seal of approval in homage to yours while you were gone.
Also, in reference to your POS Jetta, here’s a fun update on the shit-tastic Passat: I’m going through the Lemon Law process once again. It won’t be a problem for much longer. 13 fucking trips to the dealership in a year and a bit should tell you something.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/10/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 1
Hahah, I like that.
Yup, unfortunately it’s just the amount of morale the lovely people at Volkswagen dealers have. Worst employees I’ve ever seen in my life.