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Kinja'd!!! by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 03/07/2017 at 10:29

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TIL there’s a Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.

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That’s not me, I’m not a FIB. Just found it on the Googles.


Replies (27)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/07/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1

More to the point, what would an incorporated spread eagle look like?

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/07/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

There was a shopping center in my hometown call “Spread Eagle Village” it only recently changed to “Eagle Village”

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/07/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 4

Another fine Wisconsin roadside attraction :

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/07/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 1

This is a spread eagle.

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Kinja'd!!! "SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
03/07/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 1

FIB = Fucking Illinois Bro?

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
03/07/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1

Having driven through Spread Eagle many times I can tell you it consists of three strip clubs and a curve in the road. Three very sketchy looking strip clubs.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
03/07/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 3

Close...Bastard would be the last one. Or if you’re talking to a FIB you just say it means Friendly Illinois Brother :)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/07/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 1

Found in Spread Eagle, WI:

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Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 3

12? Enjoy immaturely named attractions? BOY DO I HAVE A PARK FOR YOU!

This can be found in Kentucky:

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Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/07/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

Have driven past it. Have taken picture. Was 12.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 0

Well done.

I will say when we passed it for the first time after about 7-8 hours of driving, we were doing an overnight drive to SC so it was around 2 or 3 in the morning, my wife and I absolutely lost our shit the first time we saw it.

When I saw the first “attractions” sign for it I was like -is this real or do I need to pull over?!

Kinja'd!!! "GodBless'Murica" (godblessmurica)
03/07/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 1

Once you are done there, you can head to the West Coast! Pic won’t load, sorry....Tillicum Beach: https://www.fs.usda.gov/recarea/siuslaw/recarea/?recid=42443

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0

Oh the things that must happen in that campground...

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/07/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 1

I had to dig up some potato photos of one of my first trips down to Tennessee:

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Also my own Bong Rec Area pic taken from my 2000 Neon:

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Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
03/07/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 0

I searched for spread eagle and couldn’t find that.

Kinja'd!!! "TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW!" (streetrolledtechonolgy)
03/07/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 1

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I see your Spread Eagle, and give you Dildo Island, NFLD, Canada.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/07/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 0

I was afraid to GIS it at work as well.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
03/07/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

I presume you’ve been to Bong state park in that case? I’ve actually camped there twice. Not a bad park.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/07/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 0

Haven’t actually BEEN, just been past it.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
03/07/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

Every man is still a 12 year old boy, there a just degrees of how freely we admit it.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/07/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1

It’s OK, we know what it really means ... and it is largely accurate.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/07/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

Yep, I drove through there a couple years ago ... didn’t stop though.

Kinja'd!!! "Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
03/07/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 1

I’m in Newfoundland, and not only do we have a Spread Eagle, we also have Dildo (and South Dildo)

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
03/07/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0

that sign has exposed fasteners

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/08/2017 at 05:42, STARS: 0

been to Rooty Hill?

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/08/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

Nyet

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/08/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 0

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