by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 03/07/2017 at 10:21
by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 03/07/2017 at 10:21
Tags: Torontolopnik
STARS: 4
Well, it’s gone now. I wonder how much this incident cost the builders, and whether or not insurance would cover it.
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"random001" (random001)
03/07/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 2
It’s not gone. It’s just been turned invisible. The odd shape we saw was required to effectively induce the cloaking field. Geometry, physics, and shit...
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 1
Or it turned into the pile of scrap wood in the backyard.
"random001" (random001)
03/07/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 0
Your explanation does not give a sufficient reason for the geometrical inconsistencies we saw. Mine does. I win.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 10:27, STARS: 0
I... don’t think that’s how any of this works?
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/07/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1
Haha, I missed the original post but someone was clearly trying to make an easy million.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/07/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 2
I’m an engineer. All this checks out. Geometry and radar and light and stuff... maybe trapezoids.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 0
Yup. With Toronto’s housing market, that guess about price probably isn’t far off.
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
03/07/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 2
I wish Vancouver got more wind, so some of the garbage they throw together in 4 days would also fall over
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 0
Yeah, but then people might get crushed to death, which is a problem.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
03/07/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 4
Dia-GONE Alley.
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
03/07/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 0
True, that wouldn’t be ideal
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
03/07/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 1
holy crap I missed the original post too. Damn they done fucked up a big time
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 0
Yeah. Definitely don’t want to hire whoever designed it.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/07/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 2
Girlfriend showed me a article thats said the average price for a 2 bedroom house like 1.2million.
Pictured: Somene wanting to buy in Toronto
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 1
Yup. Why do you think I’m planning on moving out of here? I’ll never be able to afford anything.
"random001" (random001)
03/07/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0
Oh, sure it is! Fake Physics!
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 1
Are you kidding? I saw a House Hunters in Toronto where a school teacher and a janitor were buying with a budget of 1.8 million!!!
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0
Come across the Detroit River and enter the land of Bald Eagles and crazy stupid cheap housing.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0
Yeah, but I don’t want to get stabbed. Also, being Canadian is pretty swell.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/07/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0
Did they take out a 50 year mortgage?
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1
I’ve lived in Michigan for 13 years now, I’ve had a grand total of seventy-four zero stabbing incidents.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1
That’s the joke that it’s always some obscenely high budget for their jobs. Above scenario was made up.
Though I did legitimately see a nurse and (I swear I’m not kidding this time) I street artist in New Orleans with 400k budget. Yeah I said street artist. Dude made paintings and then sold em on the street.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/07/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0
Girlfriend is moving from Parkdale to Detroit. Yea, you might get stabbed but you can also get a freaking mansion with a car lift for $735k.
http://theloftwarehouse.com/index.php?option=com_iproperty&view=property&id=642&Itemid=168
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/07/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1
Haha, I assumed that was a real story because it could easily be true.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 1
Eh... I’ll just move out west. Even our most crime-ridden cities (the trend is that crime rates increase as you go west and north in Canada) are nowhere near as bad as the states. Plus, the most expensive neighbourhood in the city I’m looking at moving to has an average house price of $440k CAD.
"deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
03/07/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 1
Maybe stuff would fall over a little bit at a time, giving people a chance to evacuate.
"deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
03/07/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 1
Alternative Physics!
"random001" (random001)
03/07/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0
Nice!!!
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0
Though at the same time our average home cost in my very nice suburb of Detroit, with amazingly low crime, is about 250k, got ours a hair under 200k.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0
Fair point sir!
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0
But once again, I really like being Canadian. I think it suits me more than being American.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/07/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 0
We’re not all brash, loud, and rude ya kno.
But that’s fine I wouldn’t move to Canada so fair is fair.
"CB" (jrcb)
03/07/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1
Not specifically the brash and rude thing, just as a whole. Not a knock against you guys, just don’t think I’d mesh in. And the immigration process is probably a pain in the arse.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/07/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0
I’m curious how much damage was done to the brick house it landed on. If you look closely, the window openings are no longer square.