GENEVA 2017: Meet the '17 Alpine A110, my girlfriend

Kinja'd!!! by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 03/07/2017 at 08:01

Tags: 2017 Alpine A110 ; Geneva Auto Show ; Geneva Auto Show 2017 ; Geneva 2017
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Beautiful, isn’t she?

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She is powered by a 250hp/236lb-ft. turbo-four paired to a twin-clutch gearbox, and weighs 1080kg. She’s 44/56, meaning she got booty (but cargo space is smaller than the Porsche 718 Cockster).

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Sticker price for the Alpine is €50,000 which checks out in this tier, although the first run of 1995 units, called Premiere Edition and shown here, is €53,000.

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But that price is an insult. Because a woman like her is priceless.


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/07/2017 at 08:03, STARS: 0

mine, GIB!

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
03/07/2017 at 08:11, STARS: 2

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I was talking so someone like that once. We really hit it off and she was looking into getting a visa so we can be together in america...

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...but my new step-dad found out about it and didn’t care too much for me dating a ‘cheese eating surrender monkey’. He reported her to DHS under some bogus ISIS crap and her visa was denied. ‘Date a nice american girl instead’ He told me with a smile as I seethed with rage.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/07/2017 at 08:17, STARS: 1

{dramatic telenovela acting} SHE LOVED ME FIRST! She loved me for longer, and she never once loved you.

Where were you in the seven years that she needed you? WHERE?! You gabe a promise to her, to love her, to be with her, and stay with her, but oh no you can’t resist the money and went to Kuwait, and you forgot her! In four months you were with another woman. And worse, you married her! Meanwhile Cosette, your fucking fianceé, waited and waited. She called you but you never answered, she wrote letters but you never replied.

You deserted her.

And now you want her back because you just got divorced? Huh. Good. You play like that? You come swaggering into the gates trying to win her back, but do you really think she’d come back in your arms? You can’t just take her from me that easily. Not with what you did.

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
03/07/2017 at 08:21, STARS: 0

Is that €50,000 now the official price (in France)?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/07/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

That’s going to be some stiff competition for the Alfa 4C, even though I’ve seen very few of those out on the roads. I don’t know what the Cayman/Boxter sell for but I’d imagine this just doesn’t have the same badge recognition. Please, Please sell well. I need you to depreciate.

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
03/07/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

What is an insult is that car manufacturers have so little imagination nowadays that they prefer to “resurrect” a model and a legendary nameplate instead of trying to imagine something new that simply looks good and performs as it should.

Just the same way mainstream cinema cannot stop rehashing good films and turning them into utterly forgettable remakes.

Damn marketing people.

Kinja'd!!! "coqui70" (coqui70)
03/07/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

Yebbut does she put out?

Kinja'd!!! "Kookanoodles" (Kookanoodles)
04/25/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0

Yeah good luck trying to sell a new sports car with an unkown name made by Renault. People in France are crazy about Alpine, French sportscar buyers will buy this because of the name only.

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
04/25/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0

They want to resurrect the brand Alpine? Fine for me, if the car is right. But there is no need to design a retro car that somehow looks like the old A110. They could have done something new, but obviously have not.

Incidentally - it may take a little longer to take off, but if the product is really good it will sell by itself. No matter what the name.