by "Hooker" (Hooker)
Published 03/06/2017 at 14:50
by "Hooker" (Hooker)
Published 03/06/2017 at 14:50
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........until right this moment. Now, it’s all I want.
Dat. Ass.
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/06/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 14
Personal opinion
There’s nothing here that interests me. I got zero feels for this one
"Pcm9799" (Pcm979)
03/06/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 3
This is a ‘meh’ for me too. Not even a solid ‘meh’. An ‘oh, I guess that is an inoffensive object that exists on this planet’ kind of ‘meh’.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/06/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 3
I’m a fourth generation Dubber. This is ... I don’t know...did the CC people and the Honda Civic people make a deal with Satan? Can a design really be “generically offensive”?
"Trevor Slattery, ACTOR" (anacostiabikecompany)
03/06/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1
I am...mildly aroused by the body style. The color is a killer, I must admit.
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/06/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 1
The color reminds me of my big toe that one time I let an ingrown nail get a little too out of hand
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/06/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 1
Reminds me of a less-ugly Honda Civic mixed with a flattened Volvo S90.
"Trevor Slattery, ACTOR" (anacostiabikecompany)
03/06/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 2
So I take that as a “hard pass,” then? lol!
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
03/06/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 1
Yeah it looks more or less like everything else.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/06/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 1
A better looking Malibu is still a Malibu.
It’ll still drive like a Passat.
"71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
03/06/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 1
There have been a couple I’ve wanted in the past.
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
03/06/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 0
I’m an Audi - VW fan and not really impressed. Like the side view somewhat but hate the wheels.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/06/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 3
Well I think this is the best looking VW in recent memory.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/06/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 3
The Malibu at least looks like it was made by one team. The Passat looks like the design team was drunk and fighting with each other the whole time.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/06/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0
Looks like it’s growing into a common feeling.
I too feel this way.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
03/06/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 1
The Kia Stinger is making me feel the same way...especially in that blue
First time I’ve ever had any desire for a Kia and it’s not just a mild interest
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/06/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 0
I like being a trendsetter :)
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
03/06/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 1
Is it MQB or MLB? If it’s MLB, it’s too similar to an A5 Sportback...
"garagemonkee" (monke)
03/06/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0
just needs big wheels and air, just like the CC
"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
03/06/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0
I was about to say just that... so yeah.
"Trevor Slattery, ACTOR" (anacostiabikecompany)
03/06/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 1
I LOVE the CC body style. Like a 9/10ths scale S class.
"Svend" (svend)
03/06/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 1
From the side I see Audi A5 Sportback and/or A7.
That’s not a bad thing at all. I good quite like the overall look.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/06/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 1
Meh
"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
03/06/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 1
In this case, looks are irrelevant. It’s a fancy Passat.
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
03/06/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1
I can see why people are saying it looks boring, but I think it looks understated in a gorgeous way.
"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
03/06/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1
If it’s Passat based as it surely is because what else would it be, it’s stretched MQB.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I disagree, of course.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 1
Indeed. The profile and the rear are my favorites. The color, not for me.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0
I think that’s honestyl why I like it so much. I really dig the new Malibu so this doesn’t offend me in the slightest.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 0
Do. Not. Want. I actually dig the wheels, just not how lowered the car is over them.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 0
I got confused for a second, all I thought was “why is he talking about baseball?” And what’s worse is I couldn’t care less for sports. Then I was like PLATFORMS! Forgive me, I haven’t had my daily bourbon yet.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 1
Agreed. And as others have pointed out, the Malibu as well. Again, not a terrible thing!
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
03/06/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 0
Maybe I should’ve been more specific and said MLBevo.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 0
What, no XL-1?
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 1
Couldn’t agree more. It’s delicious looking.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 1
Agreed. And it doesn’t look like it was designed primarily by a committed of boxes.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 1
Agreed. It’s understated-ness makes me like it that much more.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0
That made my head hurt. But I kind of dig the relation.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0
But maybe it drives better? Maybe? We can hope!
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0
YAY!
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 0
Or, and I’ll just throw this out there, maybe I should be less dense!? Haha. Sometimes I even surprise myself.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/06/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0
Also, looking at it is giving me a craving for a hot dog.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 1
Ew to the hotdog thing. I used to eat nothing but hot dogs as a kid. Kind of killed me. But, if we start talking about brats, I can get behind that.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/06/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1
Oh I love me some brats. Too bad they go through like greased lightning. But give me the right mustard and a good beer, and I’ll do it anyway.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1
You’re my hero.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/06/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 1
Say that after riding with me after eating brats.
"Hooker" (Hooker)
03/06/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 1
Challenge accepted.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
03/06/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 1
I need to start training. Cue the rocky soundtrack.
"Svend" (svend)
03/07/2017 at 01:54, STARS: 0
There’s also little chance it’ll be the car the U.S. gets.
The U.S. (and Canada) already doesn’t get the Passat the rest of the world gets.