Test results are back.

by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 03/06/2017 at 13:54

Tags: TMI ; Snip snip
STARS: 3

Replies (30)

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
03/06/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0

So, no more kids?

"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
03/06/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 1

Dude, if the tip’s gone green, that’s not really good...

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 3

It smells a bit of almonds.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 1

Nope. We’re both over 35 so too much risk even if we wanted more.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/06/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 2

I’m no doctor, but I’m not sure if that’s healthy.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 1

You’re not a doctor? Then how do you explain these charges to my insurance?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/06/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 3

On the plus side, no more condoms!

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/06/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 1

Be joining you soon my friend.

We just had what is planned to be our last child in January.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/06/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

I’m not a gecko either.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/06/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 1

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Were you wanting/trying to have more kids, or did you just wanna see what the status of things was?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 1

Get 2 bags of frozen peas. It sounds weird but it works.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 3

And no more synthetic hormones.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 3

Got the system disconnected in November.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

Great ... what should I do with these crickets and meal worms?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/06/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0

Snip their tubes.

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
03/06/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

Yeah good move, the risk is not worth it.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 1

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

Plus we’d need a different house and maybe cars to be able to house and transport a third child.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/06/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 2

Ahh. In that case... Congrats on the procedure being successful! Yay new chapter in life!

"CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
03/06/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1

Ditto, plus a new video game because you won’t want to move much for a couple of days.

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/06/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

Lol, I’ve been told.

Though I did just have my wife’s cousin’s husband (insert space balls joke here) give me the name of his doctor that he used. Apparently he was hiking the next day with no problems and he swears by the guy.

Neighbor across the street sat on peas for 5 days.

I’m calling the family connection doc not my neighbors.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 3

Thanks, my wife and I hope to take advantage of it.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0

Yeah this is true.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

Even if you can hike the next day you shouldn’t and that’s just stupid.

No offense to you uncle’s cousin’s roomate.

I sat around and thawed out some peas. I bought some tighty whiteys that were a little too small and that made my life much better.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
03/06/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 2

"Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/06/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1

Ah, good ol’ injury peas . We keep a few bags around at all times because if rubbing frozen peas on your damaged parts is wrong, well I don’t wanna be right

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/06/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0

I grew to love them.

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
03/06/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 2

TIL stock up on frozen peas.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
04/01/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

I just thought you should know that this showed up on my side bar.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/03/2017 at 07:47, STARS: 0