If You Could Order Anything From Your Shoes What Would It Be?

by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 03/03/2017 at 18:25

Tags: Merchandising
STARS: 0

Since we can now order pizza at the press of a button on our “pie top” shoes, what other things would you like to order at the press of a button? This is the most 90s thing ever...see what nostalgia does?! The 90s sucked and YOU are the reason they are coming back!!

Replies (16)

"EL_ULY" (uly)
03/03/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 3

"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/03/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0

It’s 90s sneakers meets 90s SNL commercial parody with the Nikey Pump Turkey.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/nikey-turkey/n9981?snl=1

"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
03/03/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 1

I’d order some refreshing Sunny D!

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"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
03/03/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 0

93 Octane

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
03/03/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 1

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"Wacko" (wacko--)
03/03/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

No shoe pizza for you!

"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
03/03/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0

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I would get soooo fat

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/03/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 3

A pair of shoes I’d actually wear.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/03/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 0

Thinking practically, GPS directions

"Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
03/03/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 0

"Birddog" (maintmgt)
03/03/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 0

Doesn’t even have to be 104 octane. 98 or 100 would fine.

"" (bignslow)
03/03/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 0

Parts from Rock Auto.

"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/03/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

More shoes!

"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
03/04/2017 at 05:59, STARS: 0

I’d like shoes that send out a text alert to everyone in a couple of mile radius of where I was asking if they have a car they’d like to sell for £200-300.

I’d get lynched and hate myself, but I might get something neat ;)

Oh, and they’d have to not look like dog shit like the pizza shoes...

"Monkey B" (monkeyb)
03/04/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 1

new shoes that didn’t order things....

"Tim Stewart - Scooter Overlord" (xmodfreak91)
03/04/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

Maybe an Uber? That might actually be neat.