We Need to Appreciate the Gap in P(-)RND

Kinja'd!!! by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 03/03/2017 at 10:01

Tags: Shifting Gears
STARS: 2


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For years I have taken that seemingly silly gap between park and reverse for granted. We all did, really. The problem wasn’t the loss of PRND, it was forgetting the mechanical gap between P()RND. Not every hole needs to be filled but all need to be attended to.

Automatic shifters fell apart because that space went away with the linkage and now a “parked” car is as dangerous as a moving one. And I’ll say this, moving Park to a button completely separate from the rest of the shifter is just as bad as moving the order around. But changing the order, divorcing park, AND moving the gap to R()N’P’D/S is some seriously messed up shift! I don’t care if people haven’t had issues, you get schwifty on your own time, don’t bring that mess in here.

We should stage a protest by buying manuals.

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Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
03/03/2017 at 10:03, STARS: 4

Are you saying we need to appreciate porn? I think enough of that happens

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/03/2017 at 10:06, STARS: 2

PWN3D (park, wayback, neutral, 3rd, drive)

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
03/03/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 0

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Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor.

It’s time to get schwifty.

Kinja'd!!! "feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
03/03/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 0

I have no idea what you’re talking about because i never learned how to drive an automatic, but it sounds complicated.

Kinja'd!!! "Norton15890" (norton15890)
04/19/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0

I See what you did there: “

The problem wasn’t the loss of PRND, it was forgetting the mechanical gap between P()RND. Not every hole needs to be filled but all need to be attended to.”