A conspiracy theory.

by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 03/02/2017 at 20:04

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TheHondaBro kidnapped JKM and threw him in the basement.

Replies (10)

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
03/02/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 0

Somehow I think he had worse plans for JKM than the basement.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/02/2017 at 20:10, STARS: 10

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/02/2017 at 20:10, STARS: 3

Or he finally bought a truck and he’s so happy with it he forgot about Oppo.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
03/02/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 9

Or he finally bought a truck

There is a greater chance of you winning the lottery than that.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/02/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 3

Somewhere in the distance, there’s a local brah shouting to the heavens about the truck he found at the local dealer. Some refer to that brah as jkm7680, but we may never know.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
03/02/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 2

Like making him look a Juke 24/7.

"CB" (jrcb)
03/02/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 2

I warned you all about the basement.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/02/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 1

This is happening right now:

"Phatboyphil" (justphil)
03/02/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 0

Or maybe he realized we’re all bad influences on his life and left us in the middle of the night :(

"IAN_Z" (theonline)
03/02/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 0

Actually the NYT looked into it and TheHondaBro doesn’t even have a basement.