Project Thanks Obama:  The Death Knell

Kinja'd!!! by "Nibbles" (nibbles)
Published 03/02/2017 at 15:26

Tags: Project Thanks Obama ; I need parts
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Rear main is shot. Anyone got a 95-96 5.2 or 5.9 they want to sell me?

I know those years really narrow the search but I want to do as painless a swap as possible. CO smog dictates the engine can’t be older than the truck, and OBD dictates it can’t be a ‘97. FML.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
03/02/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 2

why not just do the rear main?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/02/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 1

Because I want as little downtime as possible. If I have to do something invasive like a rear main, I’m gonna rebuild the whole damn thing. If I’m gonna rebuild the whole damn thing, I may as well rebuild a replacement motor so the truck isn’t down during the process.

Also I kinda want a 5.9.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/02/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

Look, just because Obama makes Fast & Furious real doesn’t mean you have to destroy your car racing.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/02/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0

Wat

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
03/02/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0

I am not sure if this is a gun running joke.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/02/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 1

+1 straw buyer

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/02/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

Here’s a 5.2 for you:

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Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/02/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 0

Unfortunately, as reliable as that 5.2 is, I can’t tow my camper with Microsoft® Windows© XP

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
03/02/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 2

Move to a county without smog.

Next problem!

Kinja'd!!! "DuestM" (dusterbeckm)
03/02/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 1

5.2 and 5.9 rear mains can easily be done with the engine in, its a 2 part seal. just be sure to seal the pan, that took a few times.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
03/02/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 0

I know, there’s just many things that I’d do if I have to do the seal. I’d rather just build a fresh engine and swap in, this one has been, less than meticulously maintained .

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
03/02/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0

But you can use MS-Paint and draw a picture of you towing your camper!

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
03/02/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 1

Awww. I’ll trade you my 3.9 for your 5.2!

(Yes, I’m aware that’s a downgrade even without it pissing oil all over.)

Kinja'd!!! "rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI" (rillweid)
03/02/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 0

I did a RMS on a 4.0. Can’t imagine a 5.2 is too much worse if it’s a 2 piece.