What's for lunch?

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Published 03/02/2017 at 13:17

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I should feel some guilt about this, I suppose, but I do not.


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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/02/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1

What? Were they all out of Lunchables?

I made refried beans and assembled my own burrito.

Kinja'd!!! "Mazarin" (Mazarin)
03/02/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0

Psh, grape Uncrustables or nothing.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/02/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 0

lol, that’s what I packed my son for lunch, the uncrustables not the rockstar lol

i’m having 2 turkey/cheese/thousand island dressing sliders on hawaiian rolls with a side of chilli fritos.

Clearly I have not gone on a diet yet.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/02/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
03/02/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 0

I just can’t eat white bread, too fluffy. Dave’s killer bread 21 whole grain is my shit.

Kinja'd!!! "BeaterGT" (beatergt)
03/02/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

Indian buffet

Kinja'd!!! "Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
03/02/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

I actually had PB&J as well, but on bread machine french bread.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/02/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0

I suspect the Uncrustables can be fried or baked, with an end result similar to a southern “fried pie”. I need to see if the local grocery has them so I can try this.

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
03/02/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 0

Don’t feel bad. I have coworkers that eat like that daily. I didn’t want to leave for lunch today so I grabbed a couple of things from the fridge at home. I had chicken pot pie, Dannon strawberry banana yogurt and an acai blueberry pomegranate VitaminWater Zero.

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
03/02/2017 at 13:57, STARS: 0

You might be able to dunk them in batter and deep fry them.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/02/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 1

See, that’s what would normally be called for, but I’m not sure a different kind of crispy wouldn’t work. One easier to prepare in this case - buttered and baked *toast* crispy.

Also, not everything needs to be battered to deep fry. These might go in a deep fryer straight just fine.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/02/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 0

Swanky.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/02/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

Those are TERRIBLE. Just terrible.

Kinja'd!!! "Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
03/02/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

While I would like to claim swanky...it’s really just because that was there. And it was there because my kids eat bread like it’s going out of style, so we bought a bread machine as an investment cuz I can make a loaf of bread for like 30 cents.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
03/02/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 0

My mom occasionally does mass bakings of bread, and with a big family, she couldn’t say no when somebody offered her a second breadmaker. Then she saw an identical one to one of the previous two for like $5 and decided reproducibility was a good thing. So yeah, three breadmakers.

Kinja'd!!! "Quasi Hatrack" (quasi-hatrack)
03/02/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 0

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I’m too cheap to buy lunch every day and too lazy to pack every day. Also, I’ve lost 12 pounds since the start of September.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
03/02/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0

That’s a god damn healthy lunch if I ever saw one.

I had some lentil soup, a pear, and some nuts for lunch.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
03/02/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1

Cucumber lime? That sounds horrid.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 1

No. I did a favor for my wife’s coworker, who happens to be addicted to Uncrustables, and she sent me over a bag of them as a thank-you.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 1

Fair enough. I eat quite a lot of PB&J (on Dave’s Killer Bread) and I will manually select Apricot jelly every time, strawberry second. I really don’t like grape jelly.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 0

You may not live long enought to see this reply. Post a reply to Ttyymmnn sometime and ask him about Burno.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0

I look at that picture and realize that it’s time to go Number Two.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

DK bread is the bomb. I did a favor for a friend of my wife’s and the lady is addicted hardcore to Uncrustables, so she brought me over a bag as a thank-you for the favor. UCs are definitely part of the White Bread Experience.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

Bread machines are still a thing?

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/02/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

Are you lactose intolerant?

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0

Maybe just put one in a toaster. In fact, I might try that...

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0

See above.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

Not sure about the Acai thing, though. Don’t you need to bake those pot pies, like, forever at 700 degrees?

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0

Well, you’re not too far off. I had a bag of them given to me, so these were the first I’d tried. I may try popping one in the toaster.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1

If you can get buy on that, then mo’ powah to ya’.

Kinja'd!!! "Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
03/02/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 0

I don’t know about ‘a thing’ specifically...I’m far from an expert on what is or isn’t currently ‘a thing’, but yes, they do still make bread machines, I got mine a couple years ago. I doubt they’re as popular as they once were.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

Just a touch of sugar.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

No, just being a troll. I’d toss back one of those protien drinks just for dessert.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
03/02/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

Free food is free food. If they made DK uncrustables I’d buy them for sure. In my brain uncrustables are delicious, but in reality the white bread is just such a let down you know.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 0

My wife made a lot of bread when we were first married almost thirty years ago, and my parents thought a breadmaker would be a great idea for a Christmas present, so they spent like $300 on one and we used it maybe twice, because Mrs. O.C.’s bread was far superior. We ultimately re-gifted it.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/02/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 0

Haha normally I’m the same, but this is like drinkable yogurt it just happens to have a lot of protein. I have a hard time finishing one let alone eating anything else.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
03/02/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0

Toaster may help, but damn, they’re nasty.

My kids (the older two, 10 & 8) won’t even eat those.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0

Totally.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

That’s why you probably weigh less than 235 pounds, which I cannot claim for myself.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 1

I have taken this under advisement.

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
03/02/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 0

Microwaveable now. We have a high powered one at work. I brought it to work frozen, took from fridge after partially thawing for 4 hours and was done in 3.5 minutes.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/02/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

I have a poor diet for the most part, but a weak stomach. Which has worked out well for most of my life. I’m just into my 30's now, it’ll catch up soon if I’m not careful.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0

That’s a lot of foreplay. Bag of broccoli and some Ranch dressing for me.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/02/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

I would not recommend Uncrustables and Rockstar as a regular diet. Or even an irregular diet. I’m only eating those UCs because they were free.

Kinja'd!!! "Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer" (cyclonefan94)
03/02/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 1

Ahh, you can get some for like a hundie now, and I wouldn’t put the bread up against hand made bread, just something that’s cheaper and better than the stuff so soft you can’t even butter it without it shredding into a pile of crap.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
03/02/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0

Oh I have had much, much worse lunches than the above. The only things really bad for me in that was the small portion of chips and the rolls.

Burno? Hmmmm

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
03/02/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 1

Went to Julie’s with buds from work! I love Julie’s - it’s really good for a cheap lunch downtown.

http://julies-garden.com/

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
03/03/2017 at 05:47, STARS: 1

1st friday of every month we have a bbq.