"I hate driving" Wants: Safety, 4WD /AWD, Decent MPG Doesn’t want: Anything rear-wheel drive or something with subpar safety ratings

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Published 03/02/2017 at 13:11

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Oppo is like


Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
03/02/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 7

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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/02/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 2

You don’t need AWD

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
03/02/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 5

“I hate driving” Then please, don’t.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/02/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 4

The mentality that AWD is automatically safer is arguably pretty dangerous in itself. AWD is great, just make sure that it doesn’t give a false sense of security.

Having good, correct tires for the season is far more important.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
03/02/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 2

The only answer is the newest/best XC70 3.2 AWD. why in the hell would she want to bother with a finnicky V70R?

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
03/02/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/02/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

I don’t need AWD in the snow but it does make it more fun.

Snow tires don’t make it more fun.

Kinja'd!!! "MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig" (MR2_FTW)
03/02/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 4

Say what now?

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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/02/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

Snow(AWD + Snow tires) = driving on dry pavement on nice day.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
03/02/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

All of this is false if you’re the car shopper who hates driving.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/02/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0

Sure.

They should stick with my previous suggestion. Cheap, reliable and one of the safest cars on the market. With the decent all seasons they and the traction control should have no issues getting anywhere in the snow. Plus it sits higher and has impressive ground clearance.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/02/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

Unless you live in the Appalachians, in which AWD is pretty damn useful.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
03/02/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1

Oppo hates AWD unless it’s subaru, then it loves AWD.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
03/02/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 1

I honestly wonder how she ended up finding Jalopnik to begin with. My guess is a friend of someone.

Kinja'd!!! "gawdzillla" (gawdzillla)
03/02/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1

“but i brake better with AWD”

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
03/02/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 1

I recommended a Volvo. And not a goofy one either. your standard XC70 or XC60 would be fine.

Kinja'd!!! "carzcarzcarz" (carzcarzcarz)
03/02/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

I thought a lot of replies would have been beige camry’s

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/02/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 2

Yeah but sometimes on oppo, people ask for recommendations that are like:

“I want something fun, but reliable, powerful but still 30mpgs minimum, something really unusual but again still reliable and easy to maintain, hatchback or wagon, nothing older than 2006, AWD preferred, and also under $5000.”

Kinja'd!!! "jdrgoat - Ponticrack?" (jdrgoat)
03/02/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 1

Snow tires make it a lot more fun. Not being able to move while on summer rubber is not fun. Slowly sliding around at 5mph because of extreme lack of traction is not fun. Drifting around while carrying speed because you do have traction... now that’s fun.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/02/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0

Nah, snows are too much traction. All seasons are just right.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
03/02/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

You beat me to it.

Kinja'd!!! "jdrgoat - Ponticrack?" (jdrgoat)
03/02/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

False. Slower is less funner.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/02/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 0

Snow tires absolutely make it more fun. Can’t have fun losing traction on purpose without having some traction to lose.

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
03/02/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0

Take a bus.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/02/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 0

What are you guys all rolling around on summers that turn into hockey pucks below 40°

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
03/02/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 0

Well I don’t think its that bad as that animation suggests OP.

But her budget doesn’t seem feasible for a tank. She wants a TANK then. a tank straight from the Armed Forces. A road legal M1A1 Abrams then Because even a Hummer or Ford Excursion can’t be touted as safe enough for her. lol

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/02/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

In summer, we call them tires.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/03/2017 at 06:59, STARS: 1

Here in the Northeast we call them useless most of the year.