by "Pacer Racer" (pacerracer)
Published 03/02/2017 at 12:23
Tags: Covette
; Volvo
; Song
; Hobby Lobby
; Music
; Wall Art
; Sign
; Challenge
STARS: 1
Saw this last night at Hobby Lobby and knew that Oppo would have to get a word in edgewise. The gauntlet has been thrown, Oppo- do you know any songs about Volvos?
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
03/02/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 4
No. Volvos suck.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/02/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 7
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"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/02/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0
There’s got to be a Scandinavian death metal sing about a Volvo.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
03/02/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 3
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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/02/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 11
They also make songs about cocaine addition so
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/02/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 1
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“I don’t have a history for religion,
Going out to get one,
Get into my Volvo,
Drive into the mountains,
Watch swallows in the heatwave”
It gets extra points for having a name that references Pavement’s Starlings in a Slipstream
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/02/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0
With a pre-fame Macklemicklemore no less.
"vp917" (vp917)
03/02/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0
Google search “volvo song”, 4th page result: https://volvofacts.wordpress.com/2012/10/08/top-5-volvo-songs/
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/02/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0
IIRC there’s a “song” about a Volvo in here. IIRC because I’m at work and running without sound. Youtube’s captions are very handy though, if not 100% :)
18:14 if it doesn’t work
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"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
03/02/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0
But do they write any legitimately good songs about Corvettes?
"random001" (random001)
03/02/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0
Heh.
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
03/02/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0
That song isn’t even about a Corvette....
"random001" (random001)
03/02/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0
Yes, because Corvette’s are awesome.
"Shift24" (the-nope)
03/02/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 1
There is actually a whole line of these produced by Chevy. They were not only for the Vette but mainly the 50s to the muscle era.
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
03/02/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0
I’m not questioning the awesomeness of Corvettes, I’m questioning the quality of the songs written about them.
"9up999" (9up999)
03/02/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1
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"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/02/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-devil-went-down-to-oppo-1791225001
Parody of “The Devil went down to Georgia” I wrote.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/02/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0
Yeah, but does a Corvette come with plastic gills with triple backdraft?
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Didn’t think so.
Yeast out and touch faith.
"I hoon, therefore I am" (hookemdevils22)
03/02/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 2
Prince would like to have a word with you
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
03/02/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0
Thank you for bringing up Prince. I knew there had to be a good song out there, by my mind was drawing a blank.
"I hoon, therefore I am" (hookemdevils22)
03/02/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0
I gotta be honest, I know of NO other songs about Corvettes.
"cberg" (cberg)
03/02/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1
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