Oppo VS. Corvette Owner's Egos

Kinja'd!!! by "Pacer Racer" (pacerracer)
Published 03/02/2017 at 12:23

Tags: Covette ; Volvo ; Song ; Hobby Lobby ; Music ; Wall Art ; Sign ; Challenge
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Saw this last night at Hobby Lobby and knew that Oppo would have to get a word in edgewise. The gauntlet has been thrown, Oppo- do you know any songs about Volvos?

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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
03/02/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 4

No. Volvos suck.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
03/02/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 7

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Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
03/02/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

There’s got to be a Scandinavian death metal sing about a Volvo.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
03/02/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
03/02/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 11

They also make songs about cocaine addition so

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
03/02/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 1

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“I don’t have a history for religion,

Going out to get one,

Get into my Volvo,

Drive into the mountains,

Watch swallows in the heatwave”

It gets extra points for having a name that references Pavement’s Starlings in a Slipstream

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
03/02/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0

With a pre-fame Macklemicklemore no less.

Kinja'd!!! "vp917" (vp917)
03/02/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0

Google search “volvo song”, 4th page result: https://volvofacts.wordpress.com/2012/10/08/top-5-volvo-songs/

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
03/02/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0

IIRC there’s a “song” about a Volvo in here. IIRC because I’m at work and running without sound. Youtube’s captions are very handy though, if not 100% :)

18:14 if it doesn’t work

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Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
03/02/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0

But do they write any legitimately good songs about Corvettes?

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/02/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 0

Heh.

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
03/02/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

That song isn’t even about a Corvette....

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
03/02/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

Yes, because Corvette’s are awesome.

Kinja'd!!! "Shift24" (the-nope)
03/02/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 1

There is actually a whole line of these produced by Chevy. They were not only for the Vette but mainly the 50s to the muscle era.

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Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
03/02/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0

I’m not questioning the awesomeness of Corvettes, I’m questioning the quality of the songs written about them.

Kinja'd!!! "9up999" (9up999)
03/02/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/02/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-devil-went-down-to-oppo-1791225001

Parody of “The Devil went down to Georgia” I wrote.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
03/02/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0

Yeah, but does a Corvette come with plastic gills with triple backdraft?

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Didn’t think so.

Yeast out and touch faith.

Kinja'd!!! "I hoon, therefore I am" (hookemdevils22)
03/02/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 2

Prince would like to have a word with you

Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
03/02/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0

Thank you for bringing up Prince. I knew there had to be a good song out there, by my mind was drawing a blank.

Kinja'd!!! "I hoon, therefore I am" (hookemdevils22)
03/02/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0

I gotta be honest, I know of NO other songs about Corvettes.

Kinja'd!!! "cberg" (cberg)
03/02/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

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