DOTS: i dont want one, but 8 year old me would

Kinja'd!!! by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 03/02/2017 at 10:50

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i’d love to have the sort of wealth where I could take tbis offroad and giggle as it is damaged


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
03/02/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1

It looks like what a Jeep would look like in Saint’s Row...why would one ever get rid of the 7 slats? :O

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
03/02/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

Replace “hat” with “hood”.

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Kinja'd!!! "Censored" (chrisbrown2992)
03/02/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1

At least they put proper wheels and tires on it. I want to cry every time I see a JK with 33/35's and 22's. Nothing screams “I have never seen Dirt or a Rock” like 4" of sidewall.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
03/02/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 2

This looks like a life-sized Hot Wheels Jeep.

Kinja'd!!! "ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
03/02/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/02/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 1

I actually like he paint job, the hood and the grille, not so much.

Wait is that an intercooler?

Kinja'd!!! "RutRut" (RDR)
03/02/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 1

This is the real question. Supercharged hemi maybe? Would explain the hood choice.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
03/02/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 2

“i dont want one, but 8 year old me would”

See I think this is my issue, I clearly never grew out of this phase and just love tacky and conspicuous cars/trucks/bikes

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/02/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

Or a turbo PentaStar 3.5l, it’s been done before.

Kinja'd!!! "Justino6969" (justino6969)
03/02/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

Rubikong? Doesn’t make sense with the rest of the design choices.

Kinja'd!!! "RutRut" (RDR)
03/02/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

Be nice to know what the badge on the front fender says.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
03/02/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 0

Of all the times to not have a CIS Miama Enhance button.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/03/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 0

Not with those rims.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
03/03/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

But not those rims. Truck looks great, otherwise.

Kinja'd!!! "Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
03/05/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 1

You? Tacky and Conspicuous? Never...